Friday 27 September 2019

Australian vacation - July (plus a smidgeon of June)

A selection of happenings during our stay.

27th June. Arrived 20 minutes early. Picked up by Annabelle (Bella) and whizzed first to Swanview Gardens to dump our gear and then to S&P's for a meal. Barry & Sally were there too. Drove back to SG in Dad's car Bella stayed at home, being discrete maybe?

28th June First visit to Freo Markets (on Dad's electric bikes). Went to Aqua Life for a 3 month pass. Stocked up with supplies.

1st July. Chilled until Sunday night then Rotto for the week (managed to get Fitzhardinge, Yaaay!) Usual touristy sight seeing things all week. Pretty cold though. One day it was only 14 degrees! Brrr.

5th July. S & P Anchored the yacht in Thomson Bay (nominal fee as they have an anchorage in Stark Bay). They'd brought Dhufish for the evening meal. First one of our visit... Rah rah and indeed rah!

6th July. Diving on the wreck of the City of York. Sea really, really clear. It had an archaelogical grid affair laid out over it. No idea why and Jill was no help either. (She works for DPaw so might have known.) Afterwards went diving for clams (masses) and crays (none at all) in Catherine Bay. Another meal on the yacht.

7th July. Diving again this time on the Lady Elizabeth. Water much warmer than Saturday (we were on the south of the island). Caught masses of yabbies for the evening meal. There were absolute hordes of people on the island - first weekend of the two week mid winter break so only to be expected.

8th July. Rotto Ferry backto Freo the cycled back back to Swanview Gardens. Grocery shop then off to the Concert Hall to collect our tickets for the concerts and theatre we'd booked, then down to collect our luggage from B Shed - the Rotto Ferry point.

Here are Ms J-S & Ms T's cultural activities selection:

July 21st (Sun)
Perth Concert Hall

Proms night (in the afternoon):

WALTON Crown Imperial
HANDEL arr. HARTY Water Music: selections
JOHN RUTTER For the Beauty of the Earth   
RODGERS & HAMMERSTEIN You’ll Never Walk Alone
COATES The Dambusters March
KARL JENKINS Benedictus from The Armed Man
RODGERS & HAMMERSTEIN The Sound of Music: Climb Ev’ry Mountain     
VAUGHAN WILLIAMS The Wasps Overture
VAUGHAN WILLIAMS Fantasia on a theme of Greensleeves
LOEWE My Fair Lady: Ascot Gavotte
LOEWE My Fair Lady: I Could Have Danced All Night
WOOD Fantasy on British Sea Songs
arr. SARGENT Rule, Britannia
PARRY Jerusalem
ELGAR Pomp and Circumstance No.1 ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ 
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August 2nd*  (Fri )

BEETHOVEN Piano Concerto No.4
BRUCKNER Symphony No.6

Simone Young conductor
Javier Perianes piano
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August 16th* (Fri)
Perth Concert Hall.

ELGAR Violin Concerto
BRAHMS Symphony No.2


Asher Fisch conductor
Nikolaj Szeps-Znaider violin

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August 25th* (Sun)

BEETHOVEN Fidelio: Overture
BEETHOVEN Fidelio: Abscheulicher! wo eilst du hin?
MAHLER Blumine
STRAUSS, R. Four Last Songs
WAGNER Tannhäuser: Entrance of the Guests
WAGNER Tannhäuser: Dich, teure Halle
STRAUSS, R. Salome: Dance of the Seven Veils
STRAUSS, R. Salome: Final scene

Gun-Brit Barkmin soprano
Asher Fisch conductor

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August 30th* (Fri)

MENDELSSOHN Ruy Blas: Overture
SCHUMANN Piano Concerto
STRAUSS. R. Don Juan
STRAUSS. R. Death andTransfiguration

Nikolaj Znaider conductor
Asher Fisch piano
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September 21st (Sat)

His Majesty's Theatre
Giselle
WA Ballet

7.30pm
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The August concerts were co-sponsored by Uncle Alex and Aunt Chris we were asked to be meeters and greeters at all four!

Also arranged to go and stay with Jill in Geraldton for a few days - arriving mid-arvo on the 11th.

July 9th & 10th. Into Perth shopping (Lindt shop mainly fort pressies for Jill and Alex & Chris). Went for a meal at A&C's in Baldivis. Then across to S&P's where we had so much collapsing juice we had to spend then night. Suze took us to Aquajetty for our morning swim the next morning - a great hangover cure - NOT.

11th July. Geraldton is 420Km from Dad's (OK just over). We decided to use State Route 60 as it sort of follows the coast. We were up before dawn to avoid the rush (6am) and there wasn't any! ! Bloodty lazy lot these Okkers, eh?

We stopped at Jurien Bay for a late breakfast / early lunch. I wanted to stop here because of the weather forecast. The presenter gives coastal waters predictions and one of the areas is Jurien Bay to Mandurah. (Mandurah is much nicer, btw...) Got there early so visted Jill at work in the brand spanking new DPaW building on the waterfront, to get the key. On her arrival she'd brought takeaway.

Her unit is in a terrace that, madly, runs between two roads, not along side one road as usual. It's the end one on Simpson Street - overlooking the Indian Ocean - where we were head on Friday.

12th July. Up with larks (or even before) to get the DPaw boat out to the Abrolhos Islands. 4 hours out and 4 hours back for just 2 and a bit hours on the island. It was worth it though. Tourists aren't allowed and it is a small archaepalago which makes Rottnest look huge! We were allowed on the way marked paths while Jill gathered up the crew who been here all week. They were doing a non-indigenous predator removal programme - it's an on going thing.

The reefs looked really amazing. I bet they'd make great diving. One of the guys told us they were a great location for WA Dhufish, my favourite fish meal ever. Shame we didn't have time to catch one...

Back at Simpson by 6pm to a gorgeous smell of cooking stew. I offered to make some dumplings nut had to go and buy suet and flour!

15th July. We watched the cricket world cup final at Jill's. It started at 4.30pm and went on to 2am. Jill gave up at midnight but we watched to glorious and surprising end. Rah, rah rah England! We didn't get up to see Jill go to work. The annoying thing about the final was Dad being at Lord's to watch. He had hope the Aussies would be finalists but when he bought the ticket it was months before the first ball had been bowled. Jealous Much!

16th & 17th July. Went to Kalbari and had two nights at Kalbari sea front villas. It does what it says on the tin.  On Wednesday did the whole of the Loop walk which was really enjoyable.

On both nights we had our evening meals at the Gilgai Tavern - recommended by the people at the Sea Front Villas. Seafood platter (sharing) on Tuesday and steaks on Wednesday night. The booze was a bit expensive ($8 for a glass of wine - large glass) but the food was excellent and not as expensive as the drink prices would have suggested...

It got a bit rowdy over in the bar side but the restaurant was more civilised. We went into the bar and had a couple of games of pool and then got challenged by a couple of guys who failed to pick up our lesbian vibe. 

Best of three, we won the first so they insisted on best of three, we aced that too winning 2-1. Close but fun. We got the 'you are too beautiful to be lesbians' line from the two guys. But they were quite harmless. They bought us a couple more glasses of wine as our winnings and went on to have a more raucous game with their mates...

19th July. Back at Dad's. We drove down highway 1 instead of the coast road and did the journey to E Shed car park in 3½ hours. We drove straight to Freo to have lunch with Heidi at the Monk on South Terrace opposite Freo Market. She is my former colleague at Myers Department Store in 2005/06 and 2009/10. 

We keep in touch via e-mail and occasional Skype. She's now assistant store manager at David Jones, Garden City (that's in Booragoon, between Bicton where Suze and Pete used to live and Hurlingham where Dad's flat is). DJs is one of the 'posher' stores in WA.

She'd booked a terrace table for 1.30 but we were there easily by 1pm. Parked up at just after noon at E shed and had done all our shopping - and market visiting by 1.

Had a good old catch up gossip and got an invite to her place near Bibra Lake for one night the following week. It's at Lachlan Way (maybe name after General McQuarrie) and is opposite a nice green space and stand of trees. Wed or Thurs depending on her other half... She was moved to Myers in Perth with the promise of promotion in 2015 but it fell through so she skipped back to Freo at the end of that year. In 2017 after being promised promotion but being thwarted again she got the job at DJs.

Lunch was good. I had the langoustines which were so succulent. We decided we'd better do a week's worth food shop on the way back to Dad's. We stopped at our local outlet, Meadow Vale and bought a mountain of fresh stuff and and a dozen bottles from Vintage Cellars - can't keep quaffing all of Dad's Penfolds, now, can we?


21st July. The Proms weren't quite proms.

There was a packed house for a 2pm start but we had a major, major, major disappointment - there was no walking about, promenade area at the front a la Albert Hall. Boo and indeed Hoo!

We decided not to posh frock it in the end and were glad, people had mad cossies on and they were selling hats, streamers, whistles, scarves and items on sticks for the audience. I bought a cardboard crown hat (Shades of Bon Jovi's "These Days" not a styrofoam crown though...) and Loll bought opera glasses on a stick. We also bought tinsel scarves.

The songs from shows were not cheesy at all - I was so worried they would be. The singer was a pucker opera diva, Jacqueline Dark, whose last opera gig was also in Australia.

They opened with Walton's "Crown Imperial" and closed with "P & C no 1" with obligatory audience singalong - sadly the programme had the words printed in it! Land of hope and Glory, indeed!

We took the Mends Street ferry there and back, which was fun but definitely not something we'll do in our posh frocks for Uncle Alex's 4 sponsored concerts.

Oh BTW, more about Heidi. I forgot to mention, she wanted to meet because she has lost her job at David Jones. There has been a serious slump in posh department stores in WA and about 200 staff were made redundant last week (well, given notice - 3 months). They used a last in first out policy hence Heidi got the push. She's not fussed - she's already got another to step into once her notice is served.

23rd July. Swan River wine cruise. Have done it before. Wanted to sample new wines and enjoy the meal and company. Didn't buy any as we are off to Margaret River later to stock up... The Houghton AWB as delicious as usual.

24th July. Long bike ride around the Swan heading east first but then back on the north bank to King's Park, Lunch in the cafe there - Yummy as ever. Mum Skyped to show me how hot the UK was with Callie and Teela luxuriating under her air con unit to escape the heat wave. 34 degrees she had yesterday! Phewee Muskey.

26th July. Busy old day. Freo markets and shops in the morning. Visited the Maritime Museum on the banks of the Swan and found, on one of the displays, a photograph of Jill and a write up all about the non-indigenous predator removal programme on the Abrolhos... It is weird to see a rellie in a museum exhibit - especially as they aren't dead! I called her to tell her this. She was quite amused, I think.

After a food court lunch we headed over to Alex's to sort out arrangements for our meting and greeting. I can't see why he's worried, he runs a pretty big concern himself so organising this should be a doddle. I guess it has taken him out of his comfort zone a bit. It isn't as though he's the sole sponsor of the concerts there are a whole slew of them.

Suze & Pete joined us for the meal. I had a bet with Loll that they would ask why they haven't been invited to the events. They have never been to any of the Classical Music stuff we've attended whist over here in the past- which should be a pretty convincing reason by anyone's standards, don't you think? However, we are talking family here and noses being disjointed, so who can say what would happen? Not me, as it turned out because they never mentioned it at all (their not being invited, that is...)


Laura has had an e-mail from a bod at Sheffield Uni asking her if she'd be interested in working in the field of "Statistical Physics" when she completes her PhD. It is a new field of scientific research which she thinks sounds quite interesting. She has e-mailed back arranging a meeting for early October. It's all unofficial at the moment, more of a jungle telegraph type thing, I think.

She has been bogged down (her words) with Quantum Mechanics of Simple Systems for a while, which she is not enjoying. Professor M (from Bristol U) thought she might find Ted Davies' work on QM of SS interesting but she feels it's a dead end as far as her Maths goes...

It could be a 'watch this space' situation.

29th July. Bella is back, she came over to Swanview Gardens on Sunday (28th), Uni began again today. She spent the morning being a bit of a prima donna about us having Dad's car. I mean FFS, she has claimed the kid's clunker from Jeff, so he should be the stresshead, not her. The clunker is a 12 year old Corolla Ascent, which is in great nick, TBH.

Bella can't have been too stressed out with us, she had cooked one of Suze's old favourites for our meal when we got back after a jaunt round the shops in Perth - shepherd's pie. (I will avoid old jokes about where did she find the shepherds to put in the pie...)


31st July. We have just taken our bikes on the train to Mandurah. Caught it at Canning Bridge station and about 45 mins later we were at Mandy Station. Outside the station is a modern art installation which from some angles looks like a pair of testicles and a penis sharpened to a point!

Mandurah station willy sculpture.jpg

The trip saved us 140 Km of cycling (there and back) but we did do about 45Km according to the on board computer, cycling round the town and across to Hall's Head and beyond.

I like Mandurah. It has a really attractive waterfront and feels a bit like the area of Perth where Dad's flat is... We had a meal in a café overlooking part of the Peel Inlet and watched dolphins in bay looking like they were herding fish.


August will be the next post... Don't hold your breath!

Sunday 22 September 2019

Marriage and Giselle. (Not a usual pairing..)

Sunday 22nd September.

Well, we did it. Laura and I tied the knot on Tuesday (17th).

As defined by the 2017 amendment, marriage in Australia is  'the union of 2 people to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life' that is exactly what Laura and I did on Tuesday 17th September at 11 am on Rottnest Island, Western Australia. In a ceremony that had absolutely no mention of a deity of any kind or the word children.

C W, a marriage celebrant, lives in Swanview gardens [it's the block where Dad's apartment is.]. We had a chat with her some time ago (at the beginning of July) and she agreed that she could do the ceremony actually on Rottnest Island, on Tuesday 17th. It cost us $400 plus her travel costs to and from Rotto. We had to give a month's notice of intent to marry before we could go ahead in the end we had two months notice owing to C's other commitments.

Loll and I spent ages mulling over the pros and cons of doing it out here and decided there was no way we could get Suze, Alex and crew over to the UK without huge expense and upheaval. Plus, I owe my life to Suze (as mentioned elsewhere in these ramblings) so it is a brilliant way to show her much I love her for being the best sister on the planet.

We are now wife and wife. (That still sounds a bit weird, actually).

The guests were my sister, brother-in-law and their three kids; my Uncle Alex, Aunt Chris and their two kids Plus Suze's great chums Barry & Sally. Alex gave me away and Pete gave Laura away. Heidi (my old colleague and mentor from Myers) was over in NZ for a month and couldn't make it...

Owing to the fact it was early in the day Oz time and only 7pm UK time when we'd finished the ceremony we made about six conference Skypes to family and friends in Britain (and one to Norway) to spill the beans and invite everyone to a 2nd event in November. Those without Skype we e-mailed.

They all were thrilled, some not surprised but the best bit is all of them will be able to attend. Laura and I will put up Charlotte, Jan and little Hakan plus Dad, Louisa and Chloé. Mum is having Gran, Molly, Eric and Steven. Phil will drive down and back from Leeds for the day

Laura's two sisters and their families are going to book a couple of nights at a hotel.

Sara & Dave, Mrs Briggs & partner and Catherine & Heather (from Manchester) are all coming as are the key Scampi Tails quiz team members. 

We weren't sure what to do about Amelia but since we have all slept together it seemed churlish not to invite her too. She has agreed as well...

We had booked a space at Thomson's restaurant for the post nuptial scoff so, after the mega Skyping, we had a massive amount of sea food, steaks and 'neck oil' between us. We then trooped back to Fitzhardinge for a continuation of the quaffing.

Unknown to us S&P and A&C had booked Jackson and Timperley (the next two units to ours) for the night. We boozed until midnight in their units (as we had a neighbour in Parker - the second unit in our pair - and we didn't want to cause trouble.)

We left at midnight and, of course, consummated our marriage almost before we got through the door at Fitz h.

The next morning (Wednesday) I found a text from Phil saying I was a bit selfish, wasn't I? Then a second one apologising for the first one. He's not always a twat but it lurks under the surface.

Mum also called me on Wednesday at about 2pm our time. She had a second cry down Skype at me and to tell me she loved me and Laura. And... would I mind if she married Edward? I told her if she did what I had just done I'd kill her...  

We are now officially Ms T and Ms J-S. Yaay! We spent the rest of the week on Rotto finding quiet places to have al fresco sex as a married couple. It is the start of spring out her but Rotto is still pretty quiet so it was no problem find a suitable place to spread the groundsheet and then our legs...

When got back to Dad's apartment on Friday afternoon we found the mail box so stuffed with cards, notes and letters that Mr O'Connell had taken some out and put them in a box for us...

We spent Saturday saying a fond farewell to Freo market and shops (it only opens Fri, Sat Sun) and in the evening went to see Giselle. I am never sure whether to love the story or hate it. I love the idea of the Wilis tormenting the men who foresake their women but why the F  does Giselle not damn Albrecht. It doesn't make narrative sense to me.

The Giselle dancer Chihiro Nomura was excellent, as was Albrecht - at one point he did a lift so stunning it seemed to go on for ever and defy gravity. It produced spontaneous applause (not what you usually do mid routine).

Several of Uncle Alex's co-sponsors and guests from his concert season were there and we had heaps of congratulations from them on hearing of our nuptials. In fact we had so many drinks I think we may have been seriously over the limit on our way home. Luckily Alex drove us and Bella back to Swanview Gardens because he refused to let us get the ferry back to Mendes Street in case we fell overboard. To be honest Bella was more sozzled than Loll & I.

We had to put Bella to bed, which was no mean feat as she became the typical bendy, rubbery drunk.
Eventually we got her undressed (down to her knickers) and she started crying, saying stuff like, "Why did you have to get married? I'm so upset. That means you'll never sleep with me now..."

We've just got back from Sunday lunch at Suze & Pete's and are going to chill out for the rest of the day.

Tomorrow we are going to bottom out the flat so that Bella will have a nice clean place all to herself again on Tuesday.

I can't believe the time has gone by so quickly.