Monday 28 April 2014

Flying Visit to my Gran's to be examined by the lesbian spotters of Hawick!

 Friday April 25th.

Up with the larks today and gave Callie a last walk up to Glenashdale falls. Went via Brook Cottage (where we’d stayed last year) and cut through the plantation to the top of the falls. We came back down via the tourist footpath and met nary a soul! Back at the van Loll had a pair of huge bacon and eggy baps ready for breakfast. Yummy in my tummy. We were scheduled to catch the eleven am ferry back to Ardrossan, so by 9am we’d tidied and cleaned and left everything spick and span for either Dad’s or our next visit. We pulled into Brodick at about 9.30 having had a leisurely drive through Kildonan first, to say bye bye to the seals. We were second in the vehicle queue.

We let Callie have a stroll along the sea front as we walked to get ourselves the morning papers (The i and The Times) we then watched the ferry slowly make its way across the Firth to our jetty. For some reason we were directed to the front of the lower deck this time, not up onto the raised section, so we knew we’d be off pretty pronto when we landed in Ardrossan. Laura did the rushing up to the restaurant bit and was so quick she had the tea and toast waiting at a table already for me when I cast up a few minutes later.

After brunch we went to the pointy end and watched the approach of the mainland. We headed to the rounded bit to see the island recede into the distance then headed below as instructed to get to our vehicle. Like I had surmised, we were second on and second off this time. Soon we were rushing through the dual carriage way system round Kilmarnock heading for Gran’s in Hawick.

The route is a bit twisty and windy and not dualled for much of the way past Kili. We went across the A71 to Larkhall, then down the A721 and A72 to Peebles, eventually hitting the A7 down through Selkirk to Hawick. It is only about 130 miles from Ardrossan but it took us over three hours! We arrived at Gran’s in the late afternoon just in time for “a nice cup of tea and a bun.”

Gran’s house is quite small and excessively tidy. She had arranged for half of her coven (sewing group) to come round tonight and the other half tomorrow. I met them all last year – which was one of the reasons I brought my casket embroidery with me on holiday so I could show them what I had been doing. I think they may have been coming to see “The Lesbians” too.

Gran had plans for Saturday and Sunday. On Saturday we are off into Edinburgh to do some retail. She wants to go to Jenners – a huge department store I remember as a child. It is very posh and used to have a waitress service restaurant. She’d also like to visit the new Ocean Terminal shopping centre. This is right next to the Royal Yacht Britannia which could be worth a look too.

On Sunday, if we want, she’d like to go to the Hibs / Hearts footba match at Easter Road. She hasn’t been for a few years but thought a derby game might be nice for us all to potter along to! Mmmm…. Not too sure about that one Gran. Twice up to Edinburgh from Hawick maybe a bit of a trek, but if that’s what she wants, why not? It’s about 50 miles straight up the A7. There is talk of the powers that be opening up the old Waverley Railway Line from Edinburgh to Carlisle, that would be a brilliant journey. The last 15 miles into the city by car is usually pretty busy, from what I can remember.

If it was just Loll and me going in to the city I would have stopped at Arthur’s Seat and taken her up there to see the view of the Auld Grey Toon down below. I don’t think Gran would be up to that though. Pity, but it will always be there to do again some other time.

Five biddies duly turned up at Grans about 7.30 and began to sew and gossip. I wowed them with my raised work for my caskets and showed them pictures, on my tablet, of what a genuine mediaeval casket looks like. I think they were impressed. Laura has started to do some counted thread work too so she was able to sit and be a cackling witch along with the rest of us.

I told them we were off to the Royal School of Needlework (at Hampton Court Palace) sometime in May to see the sampler exhibition. A few of them wanted details. We are going to be staying at a Travelodge in Sunbury for the night before and night of the exhibition so that we don’t have to worry about the drive to and from Sheffield to London. Mum is looking after Callie for the two days.

I have met most of the biddies before but Laura was new to their scrutiny, I bet they were all surprised to find a tall, willowy blonde girl instead of a butch dyke type! Stereotypes die hard in Scotland, Jimmy!

Saturday 26th April.

Off to the big city at 8am, to miss the traffic. It didn’t work! We still crawled in for the last few miles once inside the ring road! We managed to snag a parking space at Waverley long stay car park and then became shoppers for the day.

We did the usual gawping at the sights and looking up at the Castle and all the monuments along Princes Street. We went into Jenners where Gran bought a couple of items she has been waiting for. We then toured the steets round the back of Princes’ but Gran started to flag a little so we headed back to Jenners for a reviving cuppa and a bun in their restaurant.

We did some retail of our own in Primark, spending hardly anything buy getting masses of things. Gran had never been into a Primark and was astounded at how cheap everything was. She was of the opinion whatever we bought wouldn’t survive half a dozen washes. I told at these prices it didn’t matter.

We decided to go to the Ocean Terminal Centre for lunch and more shopping. There is a huge car park there but we still had to cruise to find a place to park. Gran has never been here either. Still it is a good couple of miles from Waverley and she isn’t a good walker anymore. We found the Ocean Kitchen restaurant and had lunch looking out over the harbour. It may be fairly ordinary grub but the views are stunning. It is right in the middle of the first floor and we spent a good hour there sitting, gossiping and looking at the Royal Yacht and all the other things in the harbour.

I had a stroll to the Whisky shop and bought a new Gaelic one I hadn’t tried before, based on the recommendation of the assistant. We pootled along to Waterstones, where we spent another eternity choosing a book each. I got the latest Tess Gerritsen. From here we sauntered along eventually landing up at the Britannia Gift shop where I got a fridge magnet! They had a beautiful diamond and emerald choker on display (a replica of a royal one) it wasn’t for sale. It looked gorgeous! We decide to forego the trip onto the ship itself. It was a bit expensive and Gran was definitely flagging now. I got Laura to wait outside with Gran whist I fetched the car and drove out to meet them. It saved her little legs from further walking. She was fast asleep in the back seat before we had crossed the ring road.

It is pretty strange visiting Edinburgh as I know I was born here but I've lived all my life in Norwich, so I have no memories of the place as a home town at all. I will have to ask Gran about why Mum moved away from the Borders, there is obviously a story there. I don’t imagine Mum will tell me if I ask her.

The rest of Gran’s coven came lesbian spotting tonight. They too were impressed by my needlework and I saw some of what they had been doing. Some are doing raised white work which is simply exquisite – Casalguidi and Mount Mellick in particular. I am thinking of doing some when my casket work is completed! You need especially good light and very keen eyesight for this raised white work I would imagine.

They also found us perfectly ‘normal’ although one of the dears did ask if I had thought about children. I explained all about Richard and our ruined plans for the future and then brought them up short with “… and there’s always IVF as an option!” My Gran’s face was a picture.

I told them I had actually given up the idea of motherhood and was planning on devoting my life to Weimaraners. In fact we have already discussed getting a playmate for Callie – and as she is now 7 – plus the new dog will be her replacement when that awful time comes! Gran said that was why she no longer had a dog – she used to have Border Terriers but she didn’t replace her last one as she couldn’t stand the idea of losing one again.

I walked Callie down to the park as her last stroll of the day and gave her lots of love and fuss in case she had understood any of our conversation.

Sunday 27th April.

Had an awful realisation this morning: we have to be back at Uni tomorrow not Tuesday! What an idiot! I told Gran when we got up and she was a bit relieved as she was still quite whacked out from all our exertions in town yesterday. I said we’d stay and watch Hibs on the TV and then zoom back to Sassenach land.

This was a disaster! 
It is a good job we didn’t actually go to Easter Road and watch the game there. They lost 2-1! They were losing 2-0 but pulled a consolation goal back. It would have been such an upsetting end to our visit. We left after having lunch with Gran. She was still bemoaning the Hibs' wasted chances as we pulled away.

The A1 south of Edinburgh is awful! It is a single carriageway route for miles and miles. Why haven’t the Highways Agency upgraded this bit? They are spending millions on three laning the damn thing further south but are happy for Scotland to get a really raw deal. It only became a dual carriageway properly just north of Newcastle!

We got home at about 6pm to a huge pile of mail and several million answer machine messages. One of the messages was from Feli reminding me we had a meeting in the morning, and where the hell was I? That is a bit rich as she is even more of a gad-about that I am.

I phoned everyone important enough to need to know we were home and then we settled down for a hug and cuddle on the sofa, after Laura had done the same.


I awoke at about 11am with the blonde goddess pulling my hand and saying, “Come on sleepy head. It’s bed diddly bye boos time for you.” I protested about needing to take Callie for her walk but she had already done that. You can see why I love her so much. She even uses my own made up baby language.

Friday 25 April 2014

The Islanders' Reports. Part Three.

Arran File Three:

Monday April 21st. Easter Monday.

Activity: Beinn Bharrain from Pirnmill. Another circle which takes as much time and climbs higher than our Goat Fell walk (AGAIN!).

Weather: The best so far. Even nicer than Easter Sunday. Clear, sunny and the warmest we’ve had so far. Windy on the summits but that’s only to be expected!

Refreshments: Packed lunch with hot and cold drinks. Cake, chocolate bars and fruit.

Incidents: Starts disappointingly through pine trees but these are soon left behind plus there are some sylvan cascades among the trees. The only major snag was a ladder stile over the deer fence which Callie refused to cross. YT had to pick her up and stagger over carrying 30 kilos of dog! Not good. The contours levelled for a while as we skirted and then head straight for Meall Donn. This was almost pathless! The route through the boulders was much easier than it looked and we seemed to be on Beinn Bhreac before we realised it, looking due south over the Firth of Clyde to Ailsa and the Rhinns of Galloway as clear as anything in the distance. We had a small snack here looking at the view then pressed on to the summit of Beinn Bharrain itself. Roughy and quite rugged this was an interesting place for our lunch and the rocks made a good shelter from the wind at across the summit. The descent followed one of the ridges down we crossed the burn and met up with the same bloody deer fence! This time Callie was filthy as hell so I put my waterproof on before lifting her across it. Why can’t they put dog gates in things as huge as this? Back in Pirnmill we sat in the car and finished off our flask of tea only to discover, about an hour later, that we had both nodded off to sleep in the car!

Evening Meal: We had great plans of cooking something for ourselves when we got back in but our little snooze in the car made us realise that we perhaps ought to get something bought in. As we drove through Brodick Laura called the Shanghai Take Away (which delivers) and ordered a meal for us – stewed chicken and pineapple for me and sweet and sour king prawns for her, with two lots of rice, one ordinary one special egg fried plus prawn crackers and spring rolls. I was still in the shower at the van when the meal arrived! Luckily they serve the food in microwaveable containers so Loll was able to put the food on Hold Warm until I was dry.

Extra Incident: We went down to Kildonan again to see the seals. There were lots again. Rah rah rah!


Tuesday April 22nd

Activity: Auchrannie Spa day.

Weather: Variable, disappointing after the last few days but we did feel a bit whacked out.

Refreshments: Included in the price of the day at the Spa.

Incidents: We had a facial treatment and the Spa’s famous massage. The latter was unbelievable. We had the facials after we had swum in their indoor pool for most of the morning and alternated between the pool, sauna and steam room. We had lunch and then more pool time followed by the massage, facial and a manicure and pedicure. Bliss.

Evening meal: Pasta dish with bacon and mushrooms. Home cooked. Yummsville!

Extra Incidents: Our bodies smelled so nice, we spent an evening examining them and our new odours!


Wednesday 23rd April.

Activity: Boat trip around Holy Island, Pladda and the Southern Coast of Arran.

Weather: Relatively calm. Cloudy with sunny intervals. Not as warm as previous days.

Refreshments: Bought in Lamlash again at the same establishment (Old Pier Café).

Incidents: Took the pup to her Dog Creche again for the boat trip (using the same place in Whiting Bay we’d used for the Spa Day). She seemed fine with the ideal and the owner told us she didn’t howl last time! Parked up in Lamlash and caught the boat from the jetty there. Out northwards and skirted the east side of Holy Island, along past Whiting Bay and then round the corner to Pladda. We went south of the island – I supposed the bar would be difficult, if not impossible, to cross in boat. The farthest point was Bennan Head where we turned round and went back along the Kildonan Shore. We drifted here for a while to seal spot and them made a leisurely way back to Lamlash this time passing to the west of 
Holy Island. 

Evening Meal: A chicken casserole and vegetables. Home made and scrumptious!


Thursday 24th April.

Activity: Pottering round Whiting Bay and Kingscross Point. Cleaning the van. Looking at the seals again.

Weather: Patchy. Clear mainly with occasional showers. Temperature about 14 degrees.

Refreshments: Drink and a cake in the Café at Whiting Bay. Evening drink at Kildonan Hotel.

Incidents: Spent the morning dawdling on the beach and ambling to Kingscross Point. Spent an age examining the historic remains at the point and having a good old snog down at the water’s edge. Stopped at the café on the way back and had a cuppa and a cake. Talked with the lady in the newsagent who remembered me from last year helping her unload the newspapers from the delivery van in the mornings. She was pleased we’d bought a caravan and even more pleased when I explained why we hadn’t bought a cottage. Back at the van spent some time giving it a thorough clean (not that it really needed it). After our evening meal we went seal watching again – it’s addictive. We had a swift snorterino in the Hotel and were chatted up by two guys who obviously fancied their chances. We let them buy us a drink and talked with them a while. I think they sort of sensed we were a couple after a while even though we had only mentioned things we did  together – nothing about our sexuality at all. I suppose talking about our house together and how Laura had moved from her University to mine to study sort of gave the game away.

Evening Meal: We pushed the boat out tonight and had some steak for our meal. I had mine as rare as possible and even the darling one tried hers medium rare. She was surprised that it was tender and not as chewy as it is when she has it cooked really well done.

Extra Incidents: When we got back from Kildonan we made love in the lounge with the French windows open, so we had the sound of the waves breaking on the beach outside as the waves of our passion welled up inside us. It was a truly memorable experience. We did try venturing out onto the deck but that proved a little too cold, plus we were a bit scared someone may wander over to discover what the strange noises were!


Tuesday 22 April 2014

The Islanders' Reports. Part Two.

Arran File Two:

Friday 18th April.

Activity: Beinn Bhreac and Beinn Tarsuinn. Parked at Catacol and climbed immediately up a steepish bank. Made a minor detour to the subsidiary summit of Meall nan Leac Sleamhuinn. Bit of a daft idea as no better views afforded. Had to drop down back to the beautiful little tarn or lochan to continue the route. Up another steep bank to Meall nan Damh before we descended again! Another little lochan was passed before reaching the ridge of Beinn Bhreac. We lunched at the end of the ridge where the paths dropped steeply down to Loch Tanna. The descent to the loch was steep and the views along it back to Meall nan Damh were gorgeous. Another steep ascent awaited us as we climbed Beinn Tarsuinn. It was boggy in places and the path indistinct at times. A second luncheonette was had at the rather feeble summit. More steep descent followed needing good eyes and sense of the landscape until we picked up a clear path leading back towards Catacol.

Weather: Clear but chilly and windy.

Refreshments: Self packed lunch with hot drink, fruit, cake and chocolate. Two lunch stops made.
Incidents: Longish walk over a new set of bumps for all three of us. Although lower than Goat Fell I think we climbed more height as it was a bit like a roller coaster – up and down; up and down! There were great photo opportunities to snap the fell ridges to the east, which looked pretty scary in places. Plus the lochs and lochans were all beautiful. They looked like places that would be idea for a dip in warmer weather. We passed a couple of smallish waterfalls and some trees lying almost flat!

Evening Meal: We tried the slow cooker for a casserole, which had worked a treat when we got back in. I use one at home and persuaded Dad that getting one for the van would be a good idea. So I did.

Saturday April 20th

Activity: Whiting Nay to Lamlash, return via Kingscross Point. We walked up to the cottage we’d stayed at last year and then along the road to Kiscadale, here we navigated to Knockenkelly. The path then took us through a plantation which, to be honest, was really dreary and we imagined would be very buggy in summer. A bonus though was another Neolithic monument hidden in the woods – four standing stones in a clearing, called Meallach’s Grave. Possibly an old chambered cairn. We crossed a bridge where we were directed to the site of a cleared village. I hadn’t realised that the clearances were this far south. Then it was peasy into Lamlash, past a waterfall, the island’s secondary school and the Indian takeaway. We bought our selves a snack at the Old Pier Tearoom. We had soup and a cake. The cakes looked so appetising, and they were! Pottered around the place for a while waiting for the tide to turn so we could make our way along the coast south to Kingscross Point and thence Whiting Bay.

Weather: Clear and sunny. Warm.

Refreshments: Hot & Cold drinks. Chocolate bars and cake. Bought meal in Lamlash.

Incidents: Walking through the wood to discover another Neolithic monument was a surprise. The tea room in Lamlash was excellent. Their cakes looked the best I have seen on the island. The one I had was brilliant. Coconut and lime. Yummy. The fish farm is a well kept secret and the views across to Holy Island are stunning. The snag is, no dogs are allowed on Holy Island! Boo Hoo. Kingscross Point has a few Viking remains, which we knew about, and would be a brilliant place to buy / build a house.

Evening Meal: Ate at the Lagg Hotel, Kilmory. We both had fish. I had the baked trout and Laura had the grilled salmon.

Extra Incident: After our meal, on the drive back to Whiting Bay, we dropped down into Kildonan and there were masses of seals again. Yaay!

Sunday April 21st

Activity: Walk from Lochranza round the Cock of Arran to Laggan. Back over the ridge to Lochranza taking in Tor Meadhonach. We hugged the coast all the way round past Fairy Glen and the Cock of Arran. Tricky in places and boggy, too! There are some pretty awkward boulder bits past Fairy Glen. Ossian’s cave was marked on our map but we couldn’t find it. It was probably further up the hillside than we looked! There were a few ruined buildings scattered along the shore at one point and a huge grinding wheel, like the millstone grit ones scattered about the Peak District. We lunched near Laggan cottage. Up the hill after lunch was a huge mistake. Laura got a cramp and we stopped for quite a while to let pass. Luckily the route contoured across to a col shortly afterwards. The Actual path descends from this col but we went on a bearing (and line of sight) to the top of Tor Meadhonach. Great views over the Firth of Clyde, Cumbrae and the other islands further north. We used our compass to guide us down to the high level path from Fairy Glen which was a tortuous descent over tussock grass and boggy bits!

Weather: Clear, warm and sunny. (Warmest day so far of the whole holiday)

Refreshments: Packed lunch with hot & cold drinks eaten at Laggan.

Incidents: Rocky and bouldery shore after Fairy Glen - phew. A definite ankle breaker in places if you weren’t concentrating. Climb up from Laggan deceptively stiff. Detoured on a bearing to the Tor. Found an amazing little craft workshop on the track round from Fairy Dell. We had a cuppa and a bun at the little shack / kiosk opposite the Claonaig Ferry landing, after we’d picked up the car.


Evening Meal: Home cooked lamb roast with veggies. 

Saturday 19 April 2014

The Islanders' Reports. Part One.

Arran File One:

Monday April 14th.

Activity:  Walk to King’s Caves from Blackwaterfoot, via the Doon. Return by boulder field at the foot of the Doon and Blackwaterfoot beach. Parked at the sea front car park by the golf course. This route was chosen as an alternative to the usual one from the car park on the road to Machrie Moor. I thought it may be shorter and more interesting (the return walk to the car park is awful, through a conifer plantation with no views!) It turned out I was wrong but the route was prettier and the boulder field would have been brilliant without a dog who kept panicking.

Weather:  Cloudy but dry. Chilly in the wind.

Refreshments: Self packed lunch. Cup of tea and a cake in Felicity’s at the Golf Club.

Incidents: Pebble stacking at King’s Cave; to join the hundreds of them already there. Callie had trouble in places on the boulder field. Brilliant restaurant / café at the golf course – recommended strongly. Wonderful views across Kilbrannan Sound and the Kintyre Peninsular. (Plus it is a BYO – unusual for the UK!)

Evening meal: Shepherd’s Pie and veggies. Cooked at the van. Prepped before departure.

Tuesday April 15th.

Activity: Goat Fell from Corrie. (Parked up at Sannox, caught bus to start of walk). Up past the water treatment plant and eventually onto the east ridge. Summit in about 3 hours from the bus stop. Walked along the north ridge to North Goat fell, along Stacach; north east to Mullach Buidhe then Cioch na h-Oighe. Descent back to Sannox.
Weather: Clear and sunny. Cold. Marvellous views from the summit in a 360 degree panorama of the Clyde and even Northern Ireland and the Highland Mountains probably near Loch Lomond?  Stunning.

Refreshments: Self packed lunch, fruit, chocolate bars, pomegranate squash drink. Meal at Sannox Bay Hotel. (Dog friendly!) Water bottles refilled from a burn on the traverse of the ridge!

Incidents: Masses of water over the waterfall. Steeper and shorter than the route from Brodick. The summit is an amazing place. Trig point view finder. People in trainers coming up the tourist route! Watched the Brodeick Ferry arrive and depart like a child’s toy. The route along Stacach was fun. The ridge from Mullach to Cioch is really narrow and I was glad it wasn’t windy – we’d have been blown away! The descent from Cioch is definitely not dog friendly. Callie in a panic several times (so was her owner). I don’t think she’d have made it up this way! Possibly the best ridge walk I have ever done! It looks like there are others up here too but I doubt if Callie would cope with them. We must have spent about two hours on the summits and the ridges before our rocky descent to Sannox.

Evening Meal: Sannox Bay Hotel. It allows dogs in the bar! Callie was asleep before our meals arrived and slept all the time. We both had the Fisherman’s Pie. Delicious.

Extra Incident: Some prat took exception to discovering a dog in the bar! She was fast asleep and hadn’t moved at all since she’d arrived. I told the man I was surprised they allowed idiots in the bar. He wasn’t happy! He got very red faced and shouty (even more so when he realised Laura was recording his stupid tirade on her mobile phone).

Wednesday April 16th.

Activity: Machrie Moor Stone Circles. Parked on road to Blackwaterfoot. There and back walk. Level. It seems further than you think, probably less than three miles for the whole trip . Very damp underfoot and boggy in places. Communed with our neolith ancestors and pretended to be druids!

Weather: Rather cloudy with a possibility of dampness later. Driving rain for a while at the stones. Sheltered behind one huge stone, cuddling each other until it stopped. Rained again on the journey back to the car. Rather wet legs by the time car reached (didn’t bother to put leggings in day sack!) Trust us to delay coming until it decided to rain! Meteorologists we aren’t!

Refreshments: Day sack had flask of tea, a couple of pieces of fruit and some chocolate. We emptied it at the circles.

Incidents: A bit of a plod to the circles but awesome when you get there. So many to wander around and hug!  Had to avoid the rain at one point but the largest stone, in the group of three, made a really good shelter as the rain was coming in horizontally! Had lovely cuddle and snog while we waited for it to stop. Watched by a curious raven perched on one of the stones for a while! Quite deserted, probably the rain had a part to play in this. It is the sort of place that would probably feel a bit “spooky” at night.

Evening meal: Another concoction of our own devising at the van.

Thursday 17th April.

Activity: Brodick Castle and grounds (just to give Callie a stretch) later Lochranza Distillery. Visited both places to dodge the grotty weather. Discovered Auchrannie Spa as another weather dodging spot for later in the week. Have been to both places before. Love the Castle and its sumptuous drawing room. I think I should have been born into the Hamilton Family and then I could have lived here all my life! We have done the whiskey tour and tasting before too, but I am still trying to educate the Loved One into the joys of Whisky. She’s still not up for single malts yet, preferring the more immediately tasteful blends. Also, popped into Arran Aromatics to stock up on their Eydis range of perfumes etc. It is a gorgeous fragrance! I have run out, so am buying double the quantity.

Weather: Total Grot bag for most of the day. In the evening it cleared and we went to Kildonan and saw masses of basking seals.

Refreshments: Snack at Brodick Castle tea room. Whisky and more whisky at Arran distillery.    

Incidents: Spot dodging mainly. Then being patronised by one of the people on the Whisky tour until I was able to tell which of the samples was the Burns Malt. That shut the git up! Chilled at home after the evening meal until the bad weather took a severe bashing and brightened up, so we scooted down to Kildonan and were rewarded for our pains by so many seals we lost count.

Evening meal:  Indian takeaway from Lamlash. Me: Jalfrezi; Laura: Rogan Josh.   

Extra Incident: I forgot to mention before we went off to Brodick Castle I completely rearranged the kitchen cupboards! Dad had put stuff in the most unusual and impractical places, so I made the system much more logical.

For example, in the cutlery drawer he had arranged the gobbling rods in the order spoon, knife, fork, I mean how cock-eyed is that? Everyone knows it should be knife, fork, spoon! He'd also put the food in the cupboards right next to the cooker and the saucepans miles across the room. The cleaning stiff wasn't even under the sink.

I mean, Men! What can you do? Obviously he hasn't even noticed that's how it is at his house in Cumbria - I know because I am the one who set up the kitchen for him.

He hadn't even separated out the different tinned items into their food types. They were all jumbled up together.

** Maybe he left it all like that as he knew I would sort it all out?**  That was a sudden light bulb in the brain moment there!

Monday 14 April 2014

New Islanders [or merely more tourists]?

Friday 11th April.

Walked and swam as usual and were able to tell Sarah we were off to the Opera tonight. I wonder if she thinks we make all this stuff up just to appear cultured? Before that there was the little matter of Lunch with Lollster and Mum and then the Flute itself this evening.

Work was much as the rest of the week had been. I kept a tally of how much digitising I had done during the five days and I have done masses. I think even Mrs Briggs is surprised. [She was surprised by Mr Carr chatting to me for over an hour, yesterday, that is for sure.]

We had lunch in an Indian that I hadn’t tried before but their pillau rice was amongst the best I have ever tasted. I think we’ll be going back there again in the new semester. I had sag murg, Loll had her usual Rogan josh, although they had a king prawn version, so she had that. Mum went for a Jalfrezi (which is what I often have). We shared a spoonful of each other’s like we normally do and I was surprised at how spicy their Jalfrezi was, too. Visiting this restaurant was a good call, I feel. It was Loll’s choice; she said she had heard some of the undergrads talking about how good it was but it was a bit on the expensive side.

I had a chat with the manager after we’d eaten (he came across to see if we had enjoyed our meal) and I asked if they did lunch time specials? He told me that they were thinking of doing a Thali stlye special during the summer semester to gauge the reaction to it. I said if they’d had that on offer today there were three women who would have gone for that option everytime.

Loll and Mum went off into town together, in Mum’s car, so I drove myself back to XXX & Y to finish my day’s work. When I got home Mum was there too helping Laura prepare the marvellous chicken and pasta dish we sometimes do, which she stole from Dominic. The plan was; we were going to drive in convoy into town and then after the show head our different ways home. Mum was having a huge bout of, “I wish I had agreed to come with you -itis.” I told her that she still could if she wanted but she had an excuse so readily to hand I guess the reason she couldn’t was genuine.

The Magic Flute. Maybe I should call it the Magic Lampshades. They certainly seemed to be an abundance of them in the production design, that’s for sure. The set was blue with huge steps and doors in the grouping of three, of course. The chorus was pretty impressive and very imaginatively used to make the spectacle flow seamlessly.

I thought Pencarreg’s Papageno was delightfully done, but for me the true test is how well the Queen of the Night’s aria is performed… Der Holle Rache kocht im meinem Herzen. I thought she was excellent. She made it sound so simple to reach those high notes which make it a delight to listen to and murder to try and copy.

Overall I think it was its simplicity which won the day for me. We saw a really over-elaborate and complicated version in Norwich when I was younger which could have put me off for life if it hadn’t been for the beauty of the Mozart. Here the simplicity of the staging and set brought the essence of the lovers’ search. You have to believe in Tamino and Pamina, in this one you really did. I thought it was a brilliant production and would make a good introduction to a first timer opera-goer.

We didn’t see Mrs Briggs here tonight, but I didn’t think she would be. I hadn’t mentioned we were going and so it may not have been on her radar. A one nighter isn’t as well publicised as whole week’s residency, I find.

We parted company with Mum in the car park and flew back home where Laura loaded our pre-packed suitcases into the car as I walked Callie. That way she wouldn’t see what was afoot and get all silly and excited. (She does when we bring out a suitcase or holdall!)

Saturday 12th April.

Up before the larks with the woofie. I took her for her usual early morning stroll and then she had her brekkers while Laura and I had a piece, or two, of toast each. Suitably refreshed we hit the road at just about 6am. The route, going up the M1 and A1 to Scotch Corner makes you think you are covering much more ground than winding your way over Woodhead to hit the Manchester Ring road system and eventually the M60, M61 and M6! I am so glad we found that the distance using this new (to us) alternative route is only two miles longer to Tallentire than going the way I just mentioned. The traffic was almost non-existent and we hit the Penrith services on the M6 at round about 8.20am.

I gave Callie a comfort break and we then went and had a full cooked breakfast. Yummy in our tummy. Laura took over the driving for this bit and I think she was a bit more restrained that I was on the motorway section. Even so we arrived at Ardrossan at almost 11.30am.

We swapped drivers again, I pulled straight up to the kiosk and had a shock as the man said the next sailing was a full price one. I had my book of six sailings as a present from my Dad and that was all he’d given me, no paperwork, nor rules and limitations spelled out anywhere. I didn’t know there were restrictions on their use. I explained this to the man in the kiosk as winningly as was possible and eventually he seemed to come round to my way of thinking; especially as we had booked a crossing on the 12.30 sailing in advance. He said he would let us on this time but in future we must look out for the full fare times on the published timetable – those were the ones we couldn’t use the six book tickets on!

I wasn’t trying to pull a fast one over on the guy. I honestly didn’t know about the restrictions on travel. I think he must have sensed that, and coupled with the fact he could see I was telling the truth about my Dad having bought the tickets as a present for my birthday seemed to make up his mind for him. It is so nice to meet a man in a uniform who doesn’t become an officious ‘jobsworth’ the moment his tie is tightened! I could have got out of the car and hugged him.

As we were about an hour early we parked up about fifth in line for the crossing, which probably meant we’d be on the elevated section (I told Laura). Sure enough, we were, third car back. This meant as soon as we had switched off and locked up I asked Loll to run up to the restaurant and get a place in the queue. She hared off and I checked Callie was OK before rushing up, in a Ladylike manner, to join her. She was third in the queue when I joined her and I ordered a bacon bap with an egg as my lunch. We had started eating before the last of vehicles were loaded and were on our second round of mugs of tea as the ship eased out of Ardrossan for the island.

The ferry was pretty busy, which sort of surprised me as Good Friday isn’t until next week. It must mean that the schools had broken up early for their Easter holidays too. We walked to the front and watched, in the bitingly cold wind, Brodick draw nearer and nearer. The sheltered nature of the Firth of Clyde makes the sea here much less rough than say, the Ferry to Shetland or even out to Lewis and the Western Isles, so we had a swell but nothing to cause worry to unsure sailors. Being a salty sea-dog’s daughter, I had no trouble with it at all. Laura seemed to be bearing up pretty well too. I think this was only the fifth time she has been on the sea, and the last two times were with me coming to and from Arran!

The snag with being on the elevated section of the ferry means you are among the last of the vehicles off, the good point is you don’t have to rush down to get in your car! We ambled back down the stairs; I opened the boot and ruffled Callie’s ears for her and then we settled down to wait to be lowered down. 

Our first port of call on the Island was the co-op and stack up on essential supplies. We had sort of planned a menu for the week and bought for it here.

There were four bags of groceries to fit into the car and a bag of dog food. Luckily we hadn’t brought too much luggage with us and it all went in fairly well. We scooted off out of town and over the hill to Lamlash, then on to Whiting Bay. I thought it politic to call at the site manager’s office to let him/her know we’d arrived and then we unloaded our gear into my van! (Well, mine and Dad’s!)

It is brilliant. There are two bedrooms, one with an en-suite toilet and basin. The second bedroom has twin beds and is a bit on the narrow side. The kitchen area looks out north up the bay whilst the dining part looks south and across the firth of Clyde (a bit). The reason why I thought this was the best model to buy was the fact that the lounge is separated from the kitchen by a wall and door which makes the whole thing feel less like a caravan and more like a real house. Even better than that is the fact that the site fee included a deck being built from the front of the van to the site wall and, as the van has opening French Doors at the front, we can walk straight out of the lounge on to the deck. It is brilliant! The deck is built so that a bit extends down the side of the van to the front door and then there are steps up to the deck from there. The guy who built the deck had even put a gate on at the top of the steps so that Callie can’t escape and go for a wander.

Dad had already put out a table and four chairs on the deck, protected by a plastic cover and fastened to the deck railings to stop them being blown about, but I was surprised at how sheltered the whole of the site was. I think we will only get a blow if there is a wind from the east or north east, every other direction seems to be covered so we don’t get the wind from that direction! Being a bit obsessive I paced out the deck space and it is just over fifteen feet by twelve which is larger than the lounge area!

Dad had asked if I would buy a couple of long tarps to put along the deck railings to act as an extra windbreak on each side. I found the very ideal thing on line, they are called balcony windbreaks; so, after a swift mug of tea, Laura and I began the task of installing them. They have eyelets along the top and bottom and you thread nylon cord through the top row, wrapping it round the top of the balcony rail to hold in place. Along the bottom set of eyelets a long length of bungee had been threaded and you need to fix some hooks into the balcony to fasten the bungee on to. We had brought two dozen hooks but we realised we’d only need about eight down each side.

Dad and I put together a tool kit for the van during the time between buying it and moving in. It’s in a huge black plastic tool box which is really heavy to shift about. He’d told me it was stashed under one of the beds in the second bedroom. It was. So with the help of the cordless drill I fastened the hooks into the side of the decking and then looped the bungee over them. The whole thing works a treat. I was really surprised by the difference just hanging two strips of tarpaulin along the rails would actually make. As we were working the site manager came along to see how we were finding the van. He was impressed by the balcony windbreak but did ask if we could take it down when our visit ended. [That was always our intention.] I offered him a mug of tea but he declined saying he had other things to do. They involved noisily cutting the grass on the site for the next two hours!

Once we’d put up the windbreak we went and unpacked our stuff and loaded up the cupboards with our food. In the fridge Dad had left a bottle of Hilmar’s Pink wine and a bottle of Arran distillery Lochranza whiskey. His note (pinned to the notice board) said they were for me and Laura to enjoy. 

What a star he is.

We had a swift snuggle on the bed and it turned into something a bit more passionate that went on almost all the way through the site manager’s grass cutting (I really must ask him his name). We decided that a shower might be a good idea after all the sweat we had worked up. It was not as big as my shower at home but my goodness the shower itself was a hell of a lot more powerful. We managed to get in comfortably and gave each other a thorough wash.

The plan was to take Callie out for a stroll and have dinner when we came back. For ease, tonight, we’d bought a couple of co-op ready meals. We strolled up the track past the cottage we had rented last year and eventually arrived at the top viewpoint for Glenashdale Falls. Callie had chased about like a mad thing for most of the walk up to this point, but I thought it safer to put her on the lead so close to a steep drop.

We walked round to the normal view point for the falls and then along the forest road to Giant’s Graves. It was cloudy and windy but there was none of the rain that had been forecast. I love the descent from the Graves especially as it offers a great view of the whole of the bay plus cottage we stayed in and (on a clearer day) a magnificent panorama of the high fells north of Brodick. You can’t see the caravan site from here, which some might consider is a bonus.

Back at the van we had a proper, sober, sensible look round everything. It really is lovely. Dad has even put a few items in the freezer, too. Ice-cream, vegetables, a couple of desserts. We already had a pile of linen and towels, we’ve yet to arrange how we go about cleaning those things and bringing them back. We bought a stack of cleaning items, which Dad brought up too, plus all the pots and pans, cutlery and crockery which we had amassed in Cumbria. He has the TV and PVR set up he’s even brought the mini hi-fi up too. I have brought about 300 burned CDs of Classical Music and Dad is going to do the same with his rocky stuff.

We did talk about leaving some clothes here but he hasn’t yet. I have brought up a couple of waterproof jackets, one pair of waterproof leggings and a pair of walking boots. They will live here. I also brought a spare Callie bed to live here and a complete set of leads, bowls and other dog impedimenta to leave as well. I even brought up two day rucksacks to leave in the van (I guess this only goes to show that I seriously have too much stuff at home!)

As there is a bathroom cabinet in both toilets I also brought some toiletries to leave here too. Talc, antiperspirant, toothpaste and toothbrushes, perfume and of course a selection of emergency sanitary supplies! It is quite exciting, like setting up home again. Two things we don’t have are a wok or a pair of scales.

We heated up the meals and wolfed them down with a delicious continental cherry and custard tart for afters. The bottle of Hilmar’s wine was dispatched pretty summarily and we also opened one of the ones we’d brought up too!

We rounded off the evening with watching TV, although I must admit my eyes were closing throughout Inspector Da Luca. I sort of thought they would so I took the precaution of trying out the PVR to record it. I completely missed the last few minutes and was startled awake by Laura gently shaking my shoulder saying, “Time for bed, sleepy! I have taken Callie for her last walk on the beach and we can just hit the charp…”

I didn’t need telling twice. Electric blankets are a wonderful idea. I had planned to demonstrate just how much I loved this slender blonde angel when we got into bed but I must have been pushing the zeds almost as soon as my head hit the pillow.

Sunday April 13th.

Not quite the  same weather as yesterday, which was a pity. Much more cloud and rainy spells, mingled with really blindly good spells of sunshine. The trouble was it didn’t seem to know which of the three to be so we kept getting one after the other. We had wanted to have our first breakfast on the deck but the weather put paid to that. We sat at our kitchen table and watched the seasons change in front of eyes three times during the space of about half an hour!   

I decided to dodge the spots to rush down the front to fetch the newspaper. I was going to get them when I took Callie for her morning walk but of course I had forgotten that the papers came across with the first ferry and so they hadn’t arrived. Silly baggage!

I bought the Sunday Times and Observer and headed back just as the heavens opened again! This gave us a chance to sit and cogitate for an hour or so and attempt all the crosswords. I also read through the manual for the oven and we decided to put the beef joint in to cook while we were out. Risky, I know, but we are insured should there be a small towering inferno.

By mid-morning we decided that, as the weather was coming across roughly west to east, the driest place on the island could be Kildonan, so we set the oven going, piled into the car and whizzed off there. It was less rainy that is for sure but the wind was still whipping across the tip of the island. Braced against the elements in goretex jackets and wellies we headed off in to the face of the wind, hoping to catch some seals at play in the water but it must have been a bit too choppy for them.

We strolled along the rocky foreshore and over the beach where possible until we made Black Cave. We knew it was there but we didn’t come here the last time we were on Arran. As though the gods were smiling on us the clouds decided not send more rain down and I thought I was able to discern a breaking of the blanket cover. Laura said it was just wishful thinking.

The cave isn’t as interesting as I’d hoped it would be, not a patch on the King’s caves at Blackwaterfoot, for example, but it was a cave and worth a look. There was a lot of wetness and green stuff inside which made for a tricky passage and I doubt if you’d get safely through the hole at the back without someone belaying from outside. It was just too slippery and dangerous. All in all a cave that wouldn’t be getting a return visit from these two visitors. The seals may like it though…

Not seeing them on the beach was a disappointment but as we got closer to the car I thought I made out the familiar shape of a couple further out between the dykes. Once again I was told it was wishful thinking!

We headed back to the van. It hadn’t burned down but it had cooked the beef joint really quite well. I am not used to a gas oven so I wasn’t sure about the numbers and such but it seemed to have done the job nicely. The joint was suitably dark brown on the outside and a fork inserted into it produced a nice trickle of bloody liquid. Still flying by wire, I guessed that prepping and cooking the veggies would give it just about enough time to be done enough for Laura to eat the outside bits and me to have the middle.

We tucked into our first Sunday lunch in our van on Arran at about 3pm. I have decided that I will stop saying what things we have done that are the first in our van on Arran as I suspect it will get tedious in the extreme.

We chilled until the evening time, when the weather turned remarkably clement compared to its earlier incarnation and we decided to be tourists and hit the Bar Eden, at the local hotel. I was pleasantly surprised that we didn’t get that filmic moment when we walked in, where everything stops and all the people turn to glare at the strangers. In fact the bar person was quite friendly and welcoming. I guess he was thinking “New totty” to himself. Maybe he had visions of a romantic nature with one (or both) of us? I explained where we had come from and that we’d just taken ownership of a static van. He asked which site and when we told him he did the archetypal sucking of his teeth. “You’ll be pretty well rolling in it then, I expect?”

I asked him to explain himself, politely of course, and he told us that most of the vans on that site are owned by the A and B socio-economic professionals from Glasgow. (The surgeons, barristers, chartered accountants, Professors etc) He seemed disappointed that I was a mere Research Assistant and Laura was a lowly undergrad. He got his bounce back when I explained I had gone halves in its purchase with my Dad who was a senior lecturer and a former Oxford University man and that I, a Tab, would begin lecturing next year.  I had to explain what a Tab was.

Naturally when he found out Laura was reading Pure and Applied Maths he went, “No. You can’t be. You don’t look the type!” She told him her little spiel which always gets them confused, “Do you know if I invested the pound I collected from every person who had ever told me that, using compound interest, by the time I graduate I will have made enough to pay off my student loan and have a holiday in the Bahamas!”

I had to tell him it was a joke!

We had a bottle of fairly pleasant wine and quizzed the guy about the meals they served. They cook food daily until 9pm. He gave us a menu and it seemed quite the usual pub fare but everything was prepared on site, not frozen reheated stuff. Plus the bar has free wi-fi which will spare my data allowance on my mobile phone.

He told us there was a quiz on Monday nights which was worth coming down to and it wasn’t all Tele and pop music questions. I said we might wander across.

By the time we left, to rescue Callie from the car boot, it was about 8.45. The sun had gone down, the rain had disappeared completely and the lights of west Ayrshire were twinkling across the stretch of the Clyde to our east. It was one of those moments when everything seems so right with the world you just want to scream for joy at the top of your voice. Instead we stood in the bus bay, by the side of the road (and the Clyde) and I hugged my gorgeous girl and said, “It has just finally sunk in. We can come and stay here any time we want. For ever! It’s like we are islanders too. This has to be the best purchase of my life. It beats my little house because that was just a necessity, although buying that was wonderful, too. What I have done here is ridiculous and brilliant and stupid all at the same time. Other women my age are planning their futures, getting married and having babies and what have I done? Spent £36K on a static caravan with Dad! I am so happy you are here sharing this with me, being part of this mad enterprise!”

Laura’s reply was a suitable down to earth and sensible, “Oh stop it. You’ve had too much to drink!”

We both took Callie for her last walk of the day and then had a second early night. It must be the sea air that is making us tired.

Friday 11 April 2014

Almost swearing at the boss! Good job I didn't!

Monday 7th April.

It was strange to be working while all the rest of the world is off on vacation. Still, I did volunteer to work these days so that I could have the time of in lieu later in the year for our Arran trip next Saturday and then our visit to my Big Sister this summer. XXX & Y are closed for the Easter week so that is one and a half less days I am working for, if that makes sense.

I thought the University end of the city seemed so much quieter as Laura drove me through to the office, I am getting a lift back every evening this week, but Loll wanted to drive me into work herself, which I really appreciate.

Work itself was pretty quiet, especially as Mrs B has hidden my presence from the other staff until my normal working days, so I don’t get swamped with requests for searches. In this quiet time I am continuing the digitising of the files but using an empty office with a dedicated copier purloined from somewhere in the building. It is about three to four times the size of my little broom cupboard at the University, I could even meet my Tutees in a room this size and not have to go scrabbling about to find an unused space! I moved my radio in to the room and have been having a Radio Three-athon in here today.

This week’s composer; Chopin and Field proved fascinating. I am definitely going to be looking for the Field piano concertos. The bits that have been played sounded marvellous.
My lift home, courtesy of Mick Wragg has been useful. He is one of the solicitors who specialises in Conveyancing and he lives out towards the Flouch Inn so he kindly volunteered to drop me off at the bottom of my hill as he drives right past it twice a day. When he saw how steep the hill itself was he offered to drive right up and turn back round. I explained that if he drove straight on afterwards and followed the road he would come out in Wharncliffe Side about three quarters of a mile further on the Old Manchester Road, without the need to turn round. He said he would try it. I hope he didn’t get lost. I will find out tomorrow if he found his way.

Laura had our meal all ready and waiting for me when I got in. I just love it when she does this. I hope she feels the same when I do her meals. It is sensible and pragmatic but I like to think it is also a little act of love too. Perhaps I am being a stupid romantic. [You can’t be an old cynic all the time.]

Once again my treasure was working at the restaurant and I managed to get some serious work done on one of the palimpsests from Uni. We have bought a really bright but low UV light and it really does make the words stand out on the photocopied page. The snag, as always, before we can begin to translate them is to decide what they actually are! I find that the act of copying them onto proper tracing paper gives me a feel for what the word might have been even when the calligraphy just looks like a squiggle. I think it is the act of following the shape of the letters which helps form an idea in my head of exactly what the hand was writing all those years ago. It was an idea which Felice had and I find it works pretty well for me too.

The only snag with this method is the fact it really makes my eyes hurt. I can’t do too much at once or it gives me a headache! It is a good job we have another two and a bit years to go on our cache of documents or we might never get done at all.

Laura came with me dog walking and we rescued more newts; three, to be precise, and another frog. Callie is remembering how to spot and point really well, I know I praised her efforts before but she is just brilliant now.

Tuesday 8th April.

Swimming again as usual and Sarah asked me, on the quiet, if our friend from Saturday was gay too. I mean, what a question to ask. I told her I didn’t know but I didn’t think so. You don’t enquire about someone else’s sexuality really, do you? I hope I didn’t show how shocked I was by the question. I wouldn’t want her to think she had committed a huge faux pas, even though she has!

When I got to work I told Mrs B about our friend’s question and she was just as shocked as I was. I am glad it wasn’t just me being a silly old cow again. Our subterfuge lasted the whole day again today.
I kept working all through the day in the purloined office with only one interruption, Mick, telling me that the road through Hill Top did lead down to where I had said it would. Did he honestly think I would send him off into the wilds of the south Pennines with my directions? He was surprised by how pretty Hill Top was and to discover there was actually a park along the road too. He never usually has any cause to vary his route and so all of this had passed him by.

Glen Howe Park is an absolute gem. I discovered it myself by accident by looking at the OS map I had bought of the area when I acquired my little house and went for an exploration. In fact I made several expeditions about and around the village to see what was there. I walked some of lanes and footpaths and drove almost every road for a considerable radius from my house which is how I discovered a wealth of places like Glen Howe. There is Hill Top Wood; Coumes Brook; Loxley Edge; Rocher Edge; High and Low Bradfield; The Motte and Bailey Castle, Grenoside Woods; The Convent – in fact masses of places I would never have known about, too, if I had just gone to and fro to XXX & Y as part of my daily commute.

When I mentioned some of these place to my elder neighbour Muriel she was surprised that I knew about them so I had to explain how I liked to know all about where I lived, I pretended it was an excuse to find local walks for Callie but it I just the way I am really.

When we go to Whiting Bay, on Arran, I know masses of local walks and attractions in the area of our caravan even though I have only been to Whiting Bay itself three or four times before. I have walked every footpath in the area and driven along every road in the area, just so I know what is there. I suppose it is part of my inquisitive nature.

Mick is going to take his wife and kids for an exploration of the park this coming weekend now that he knows that it is there. Which I think is a better kind of payment than anything monetary I could have given him.

I met Mr Carr (call me Tim) as I was getting ready to leave with Michael. He gave me a really strange look. I bet I will get a visit from on high tomorrow to find out what is going on. There are times when my boss and my Dad are so alike. I guess it is because they went through school and university together. Their minds think in the same way.  OK, I will come clean; they are like a pair of old gossipy housewives! Dad always has been and I couldn’t believe exactly how much Mr Carr was too! There were moments in my interview with him, in 2010, when it could have been my Dad sat behind the partners’ desk in his office asking me all these serious and trivial questions. I had met him before but only as a child and sulky teenager; seeing him with “adult” eyes was a revelation.

I have just looked back at this and realise I am as culpable as those two old cronies of gossiping away like an old housewife! Guilty as charged. Although I will deny it to my dying breath.

I decided not to risk anymore eye strain tonight and played a lot of Mendelssohn while Laura was out at the restaurant. He is growing more and more into being my favourite instead of Beethoven. The more I listen to the symphonies (Laura’s pressie) the more I discover new depths and emotions in there. I may have to buy myself a plaster bust of him to go with my Beethoven, Mozart and Bach ones. I do have one of Shakespeare too. My absolute ambition is to somehow get a genuine Roman Marble bust, but where the hell I would find one for sale and how much it may cost I have no idea. Imagine owning a bust of one of the Emperors? If I could have any one I would plump for Julius Caesar of course, having read all his extant works, although I wouldn’t say no to a Vespasian or even a Marcus Aurelius.

Laura asked what I had been doing when she got back in and I told her: being unfaithful to my idols and thinking about busts. We had a giggle at this and then I was faithful to a real living bust, somewhat smaller than my own but a perfect representation of the ideal female form. IHMO


Wednesday 9th April.

Walked the dog round the circuit and then went swimming as usual. Laura drove me into work again and then headed off into town to do some retail therapy. I was getting a lift home again from Mr Wragg. I passed another quiet day at work. I don’t think Mrs B has let on to anyone that I am actually here so I had no requests for searches etc today and I was able to continue digitising the files once more. It is a slow old process but everyone who uses the files is so pleased they are now available on our works’ intranet.

I didn’t get a visit from our Head Honcho at all, I was expecting him to pop along to “See how I was doing…” Once he realises I am here tomorrow and Friday he may wander down. The fact he comes in to Archives and chats to me a lot may have given rise to office gossip (You know, boss & employee relationship / May & September couple – all that rubbish) because it is about me I wouldn’t have heard it, though. I suppose less than half a dozen people know about my connection to him through Dad. Perhaps that’s better left unsaid too, I guess being accused of nepotism is worse than being accused of bonking the boss! LOL

Michael Wragg and I shared the ride home again and I asked him how well he knows the area around where he lives. He had to admit that he was ignorant of most of it, just getting in his car and driving to places rather than exploring properly. I know it is hardly scientific research but it is interesting. I am going to ask other people at work tomorrow and Friday just to see if I talking a load of dingo’s kidneys or if there is some truth in what I claimed earlier.

Laura had dinner waiting again tonight and hardly had time to sit and let hers settle before she was off and running to the restaurant again! I was so looking forward to a snuggly cuddly on the sofa too. Instead I had a go at ruining my eyes again with the palimpsest. It is looking very like every day Latin rather than old French. I scanned what I had got so far and e-mailed it to Felice. I received a “Not in the Office” notice from her addy, which probably means she is gallivanting around France again.
Mum called to tell me she had got back safely from Gran’s (I had forgotten she had gone to be honest) and did we want a meet and bite to eat tomorrow or Friday? I opted for lunch on Friday in Broomhill, that way Laura wouldn’t have to give up an evening’s work at the restaurant to come and join us.

Thursday April 10th.

We skyped the rellies in Australia this morning to speak to Jeffrey on his birthday. I try to do so for all of the clan out in Australia. I spoke to Annabelle in March and Jill in December. I didn’t actually speak to Jeff as he was out! Just goes to show, eh? Annabelle is counting down the days until July when Laura and I will be touching down in the antipodes. I had a major whinge directed at me for their school holidays being only two weeks long while we were off for about 12 this summer! I have persuaded Suze to let me borrow the camper again so we are going to take Laura on the tour we girls did last year. That is assuming Jill still wants to go with her aged Aunt. She is sixteen on her next birthday, going on thirty, and may have decided that she wants to be with people her own age. I will be quite sad about this but hey, what can you do?

Suze also said Pete is planning on running the boat out while we are over so we could end up crewing for them. I haven’t mentioned this to Laura as I think she may be a bit scared of being out in the wilds of the Indian Ocean. They still have the mooring on Rotto so we could spend some time out there if I can persuade him that we being in residence over a week would be safe. I would have to promise on a whole stack of bibles, or something, that I wouldn’t sail off into the blue with their vessel. Pete does know I am competent enough to do so, still holding my RYA certificates from my teenage years. The last time I was actually afloat was the Christmas I was in Australia with the folks in 2012/13. So I could be a bit on the rusty side.

The timer on Skype said we had been chatting for 57 minutes! Phew.

At work I was still ensconced in the office found for me, doing the mass digitising again. As I expected, though, I was paid a visit by Mr Carr. He came to see how I was doing on the whole digital project, ostensibly. We ended up chatting about all sorts of stuff, completely unrelated to the putting of files onto the computer. He was particularly interested in our purchase on Arran. I explained how we had decided to buy a static caravan instead of looking at a cottage for two reasons: we didn’t want to undermine the local housing market which already seems to be swamped by second homers and, secondly, the cost was too prohibitive for me. (Actually, I probably could have gone halves in a cottage but it would have meant raiding my savings and I wasn’t going to do that, I certainly wasn’t go to let Mr Carr know that I had enough money in the bank to buy a cottage.)

He seemed to think that Mrs Briggs and I had become close friends. I had to explain that we just ended up attending the same events because our artistic tastes seemed to coincide a great deal. I think it would be quite strange to have who is a senior management bod and someone who is hardly more than a glorified intern as close friends. It does seems a bit unlikely. I would like to call her a friend but I know that our friendship is only one created by our work and that in our general social circle we would probably never meet.

He wittered on about his children, to which I paid little attention and then he surprised me by saying he was pleased to hear about little Sophie and even happier that my Dad was over the moon about her arrival too. I should expect they would be talking to each other regularly but it still has the capacity to surprise me when I get the proof. What he said next was a real bolt from the blue, though; when Dad comes down to see ‘Yes’ at the City Hall in May he isn’t going to be staying with me, he’ll be staying with Tim and his wife! I was gobsmacked. I had simply assumed that Dad and Louisa would decamp at Yours Truly’s, like he usually did. It turns out that Mr C and wife are also going to the concert, hardly surprising in a way, and so they had arranged the little stop over so they could catch up properly. [A phone call to aged parent was placed immediately after Mr C left!]

He then got my temper to the boil by asking, as a parting shot, “How’s your lovely little lesbian friend?” I had to say, “Fine” through clenched teeth because I assumed calling one of the senior partners in the firm “you ignorant, patronising fucking bastard” would probably have got me fired on the spot, daughter of one of his oldest friends or not!

On the phone to Dad [who was at work for a change] I did call his old school and University friend an ignorant, patronising fucking bastard! Dad just laughed. I should have expected it. He was sorry for not telling me about the “Yes arrangement” sooner and it wasn’t a reflection on his opinion of me and Laura as hosts, more a reflection on how he was an IPFB as well but I hadn’t noticed over the years because I was his daughter! How can you be angry at someone who turns everything back on himself like that?

I mentioned Jeffrey’s birthday call and he went, “Oh Bollocks!” down the phone. He’d forgotten. He also knows that there will be a she-cat on the other end of a phone line when he does call to apologise for missing his first grandson’s birthday. Suze and he don’t have the same easy going relationship that he and I have. I guess that could be she knew about his inability to keep it in his pants when she was a youngster and could see how he was killing their marriage because of it. They do get on now, the distance between them helps, but I don’t think she has ever forgiven him. Even though they stayed with her over last Christmas I could feel the tension in Suze’s voice when we Skyped each other at the time.
I had a lift home from Michael again tonight, the last one because Laura is picking me up tomorrow as after lunch she and Mum are going shopping together. Wow.

I told him all about my Dad and the concert and he was stunned that I knew Mr Carr socially from way back. I had to make him promise not to tell anyone, as I didn’t want it known around the place. He agreed. He thought my family life sounded awfully complicated compared to his. I said I wished mine was simple and straight-forward too. Very kindly he said, “I don’t think simple and straight-forward would suit you. You have too much spirit to live a humdrum life.” I think it was meant as a compliment.

I told him that people thought I was awkward and difficult and complicated just for effect but I didn’t think I was. I just made choices on what I thought would make me happy. It just happens that what makes me happy doesn’t always follow what the general public would expect.

He said, it was the whole world that was out of step with me, rather than the other way round. I had to agree.

Laura had tea waiting when I got in. She had fielded a phone call from Dad, wanting to make absolutely sure I wasn’t upset about the Yes thing. He obviously doesn’t know my working hours! To my chagrin she said she thought he’d mentioned it when we were at the Runrig concert. Arrrggghhh! I bloody hope he didn’t. He’ll think I’m a total head case.

I risked eye damage tonight on another palimpsest and then read some more of my new author; Kate Atkinson. I am loving her style.

We had another long and loving wind down when the Lollster got back from the restaurant. My lovely little lesbian friend was just fine!


Monday 7 April 2014

Unexpected guest (s) and a walk from the newspaper! Grrr.

Friday April 4th.

We went in to Uni and came away again. Nothing was going on and the place seemed to have packed up for the Easter break already.

Technically this is not true. We did go in but then we met one of Laura’s fellow Maths Undergrads in a state of confusion in the admin. block. She was required to leave her student accommodation today but her lift back home had been incapacitated and she had to wait until Sunday. The accom. Manager was very unsympathetic and had told her that she had to go because of precedent setting etc.

Laura and I became the good Samaritans. Laura had a whispered conversation with me, the upshot of which was we agreed she could us our spare room until Sunday when her Uncle was collecting her, slightly delayed. I enquired why she couldn’t just get the train home but she said she had too much stuff.

Laura told her we could take the stuff as well and she could be collected from ours on Sunday. This seemed to make the confusion disappear and she seemed very relieved. We drove up Lydgate Lane to her room and found there was a mass of stuff. Three suitcases, a laptop rucksack, an ordinary rucksack, a holdall and two large cardboard boxes, all destined for the wild lands of Warwickshire over the Easter break. We could see how this might present a carriage problem for her and British Rail.

Sally, for that is the aforementioned undergrad’s name, was delighted that we were able to help. We piled most of her stuff into the boot of my car but the cardboard boxes had to sit beside her on the back seat.

On the drive from Uni to Oughtibridge we had a potted history of Sally Holmes. She lives in Nuneaton and has two brothers and a sister all younger than she. Her siblings are still at school. Her Mum is a GP and her Dad a chef. She has been quite friendly with Laura since she started in September so I had no qualms at all in helping her out. In fact she was one of the group with whom we went to the restaurant one lunchtime last month for a celebration meal and was also at the Student Party we attended in March. She was one of the audience watching Laura and I wipe the floor with our bridge opponents.

At our place we unloaded all Sal’s stuff and heaped it into the spare room. Callie, as usual, barked like buggery at a newcomer to the house and then sniffed her to death. I was pleased that she could tell me that Callie was a Weimaraner. Not many people recognise what breed she is. Apparently her Mum has always hankered after a Hungarian Vizsla but they have never had one; four children being considered too much of a houseful already.

We had a swift cuppa and considered our options for the day. It was just coming up to lunchtime so I suggested a quick snack and then some exercising of the woofie as she was looking a little longingly at the door.

We had bacon and egg baps, huge monsters of baps which filled every available space in my tummy. Callie was then treated to a stroll up to Hill Top Woods, along the road to Onesacre and then down to Coumes Brook and into the village. We called in at the restaurant for a chat with Dominic as Laura is working there tonight and he was surprised to hear that Sally’s Dad was a chef. They had a chat about cookery which seemed to please him no end.

Sally said she knew Sheffield was hilly but as we walked back up the lane to our little row of houses, it brought out exactly how hilly it really is. Our lane is phenomenally steep and always takes a walker’s breath way by the time the reach our little side branch. She said, “No wonder you two are so slim if you do this every day.”

Laura said, “The swimming helps too.”

We explained how we go to the local pool every morning and she was free to join us tomorrow if she wanted. She said she’d think about it. I guess that means ‘no thanks’!

We had a pasta and bacon concoction for tea, with mushrooms and Crème fraiche. The other two shredded parmesan on top of theirs once it was on their plates, Sally was surprised by my cheese allergy. She thought she couldn’t exist without cheese!

She and I spent an evening chatting and having a bottle of Uncle Hilmar’s red wine while Laura worked her fingers to the bone to earn her meagre crust. (Nearly £40 in tips tonight!) Sally despairs of her two brothers; Aiden and Paul but thinks sister Steph may be salvageable! It must be strange being the oldest child in the family.

When Laura came home we finished off the bottle and hit the charp. I showed Sal how the shower worked, if she wanted one before we were up in the morning and explained that she would encounter Callie downstairs, sleeping in her crate, if she ventured forth.

Saturday April 5th.

I walked Callie as usual this morning and was surprised to find a pair of Maths Undergrads waiting to go swimming when I got back. Sal had dug her cossie from her baggage and was prepared to give it a go, too.

She isn’t much of a swimmer compared with Laura and me, but then I have been doing this for years and Laura for the last eight months – so she had plenty of catching up to do. We had a gossip with Sarah afterwards who couldn’t believe there was yet another woman doing Maths at University! I guess she thinks most female undergraduates are wastrels like me doing totally uneconomic degrees purely for the love of learning!

We picked up the newspapers from Sylv’s and headed back for brekkers. Today we were having a full English as our plan was to walk Derwent Edge from Ladybower and then stroll back along the east side of the Lake. Sal was aware of what we were planning to do and asked if she could tag along, never having been into the Peak District. I was aghast, how could she have been at Uni in Sheffield for almost two years and never have ventured forth into the National Park? I lent her a pair of my fabric walking boots (I have masses of pairs) and a spare waterproof. She was going to walk in jeans but Laura was able to persuade her to change into something which would dry quickly if it got wet, so she put some leggings on instead.

Laura was in charge of the sangers while I did two flasks of tea. I gave Sal a small day sack and she stuffed the coat into it and her sandwiches and a couple of pieces of fruit. As we were the rufty tufty types Loll and I took a flask each and a cold drink bottle each too. I chucked Sally a packet of tissues as we left the house, just in case.

“In case of what?” She asked.

“A call of nature, “ Laura grinned back at her.

I drove us over the hill to Bradfield (both High and Low versions) then on through the winding roads to Hollow Meadows. On the A57 we headed off towards Manchester but stopped after a mile at Cuthroat Bridge. This was our starting point. The route takes a very gentle incline from the bridge up behind the Ladybower Inn to the start of Derwent Edge. The edge is a virtually flat ridge which can lead eventually (with competent map reading and compass work) to Margery Hill, we were dropping down to the foot of Derwent Reservoir wall and following the track back to the Ladybower.

Despite it being a pretty gentle slope up to the edge, Sally was quite out of puff when we got to the top, at Whinstone Lee Tor. We broke out some fruit each and had a sit behind an outcrop looking up the Derwent Valley. While having virtually no immediately discernable Fell Tops, unlike my beloved Lake District, the northern end of the Peak District, known as the Dark Peak, has its own windswept and spectacular grandeur. From our vantage point, looking north up the valley, you could see the eastern arm of Ladybower Reservoir and Derwent Dam wall. I was able to tell my companions that Derwent dam and its wall was where the famous 617, Dam Busters, Squadron had trained with their bouncing bombs before the Ruhr Dam raids in Germany during World war Two.

Fortified with fruit we sauntered along the edge and I was able to point out other areas of interest to my companions including Strines and Dale Dyke reservoirs to our right with High Bradfield in the distance and to the left the top of Win Hill, Mam Tor and the flat expanse of Kinder Scout way over.

The ridge also has several curious millstone grit outcrops with strange names like The Coach and Horses, The Salt Cellar, Hurkling Stones and Cakes O’ Bread. These make interesting challenges for the rock climber and I was able to scramble over them quite successfully while Sally stood looking worried at their foot. Laura explained that we did this a lot, properly with ropes, helmets and harness but she wasn’t as experienced as me, who had been climbing since I was a little girl. She asked if I ever got nervous, I explained that a little fear is a good thing, it stops you being over confident and taking risks but I wasn’t afraid here as I had scrambled here before and knew how to get across them.

We had our lunch at the point where the track starts its descent down to the lake shore, at Dovestone Tor. This time we were sitting looking in the opposite direction along the Derwent Valley to the softer, more forgiving slopes of the White Peak. Ashopton Viaduct was quite stark against the blackess of the water and I recounted the tale of Mad Meg who had cursed the village of Ashopton over a century ago. (It is recalled elsewhere in the “Victoria’s Secret Journal”, somewhere.)

The problem with wearing other people’s shoes is that they mould themselves to the owner’s foot and on the descent Sally starting complaining of a hot spot on her heel. (We had told her what to watch out for.) I made her take the offending boot and sock off. I wiped the heel with an antiseptic wipe and applied a large piece of lintless plaster to the red area. It usually works a treat, so long as you apply it before the hot spot has become a proper blister. Luckily there were no more nasty slopes to negotiate so her heel shouldn’t have produced a blister. (This proved to be the case.)

We were sorely tempted by the appeal of the Ladybower Inn’s open and welcoming door but we had a concert to prepare for in the evening, so we resisted the temptation and wandered back through huge clumps of daffodils to the car at Cuthroat Bridge, now joined by seven other vehicles all left there in various states of abandonment and disarray.

At home we went in sequence through the shower. Letting Sally go first as our honoured guest. When we get back together we normally share a shower but we thought it best not to under the circumstances! Cheering cups of tea and a couple of homemade cherry scones steered us comfortably towards tea-time.

We had already explained we were off to the City Hall that evening to see the Halle Orchestra, Sal said she had never been to a Classical Concert and if there were any tickets available she’d like to come with us. A swift call to the box office informed her that there were some in the rear stalls and at the back of the Circle. None near our seats on the front row of the Circle. She decided to come anyway and took a rear Circle ticket.

The programme was as follows: BERLIOZ Overture: Le Carnaval romain; BEETHOVEN Piano Concerto No.3 and TCHAIKOVSKY Symphony No.6 “Pathétique”. I thought the Berlioz and Tchaikovsky would make a good introduction to the world of Real Music though the Beethoven may have been a steeper learning curve. 

To our surprise the seat two along from ours wasn’t taken so we waved frantically to Sally to come on down and sit in it. She did, and then the lovely people sitting in the two seats between us asked her if she wanted to sit next to her friends and they shuffled along so Sal could sit next to Laura. How nice was that?

Once again Mrs Briggs was in the bar at the interval. We knew she would be. We had a chat about the concert and she compared it once again to the Runrig of the previous week. Laura presented Sal to Mrs B and her partner and we had yet another conversation about the lack of women in Maths in general! She and I talked about what will be happening next week as I am at the Solicitors’ all week to work up some holiday time to go to Arran. We then had to explain to Sal all about my and my Dad’s purchase of a holiday home on the island, and how we were going there for a fortnight after “The Magic Flute” next Friday Night.

She asked how many things we had seen since the start of the academic year and Laura and I tried to remember them all – it is over thirty-five!

We all went on the last walk of the night with Callie pup and on sighting a live newt on the Onesacre road Sally was a little “squeally”, especially when I picked it up and showed it to her before putting the little chap into the long grass at the side of the road. I explained the Callie’s Newt Rescue Patrol and she became less squeamish, by the time of the third newt she was all in favour of our amphibian service. She even volunteered to move the next one. There weren’t any more, however.

Before she hit the charp she asked if there was swimming again tomorrow. I explained that the early session on a Sunday didn’t start until 9am and was therefore much busier than the week day one, so we didn’t bother with it. It was hard to tell if she was relieved or disappointed.

Sunday April 6th.

I let the two maths students have a lie while I walked Callie on our usual route. As I suspected the one I love had risen and was busy pottering in the kitchen when I returned; Sally, however, was dead to the world. I had cereal for brekkers and asked Laura what she was doing. The answer was putting a pork joint in for our Sunday lunch. We tend to cook them slowly so they are falling apart when we carve them. I joined her in prepping the veggies and I mixed up the batter for a Yorkshire Pudding. We have recently started cooking them in the traditional way, ie in one large tin and serving it as a starter. It is brilliant. We’ll have to see how our guest likes this revived old method of dining.

Laura did say that Sal’s uncle was scheduled to arrive at about two pm and we could also offer him a bite to eat as well; having driven from Nuneaton won’t have taken long but if he was arriving at that time he’ll probably be skipping lunch. I thought it was an admirable idea.

Sally finally roused herself from the dark pit at about 10.30, a time I only see from my bed if I’m ill. (I didn’t tell her that.) She thought Uncle Dan would jump at the chance of a free meal, apparently he likes his food. Don’t we all when someone else has cooked it for you?

We had a lazy morning chilling out and chatting about our weekend. Sal thought we had it made and I have to agree, I think our lives in this little backwater are as cushy as hell. She had a text from Dan the man saying he had set off so we dragged all her gear down to the conservatory to make it easier to load into his car. We ran a book on how long it would take him to get here. I said 2 hours 10mins; Laura went for 2hrs 20mins and Sally plumped for 1hr 55mins. He actually took 2hours and 5 minutes so Yours Truly was the closest although I guess Sally knows her uncle best as he moaned about losing a good quarter of an hour through roadworks on the M1 near Mansfield. He would even have beaten her guess without that delay.

Remember I mentioned the guy at the Multispectral analysis lab being a bit Hunky? Well, Uncle Daniel was built in the same mould! He is a Doctor but unlike his sister, his is a PhD rather than Bachelor of Medicine. He works for an insurance company on risk analysis.

He certainly wasn’t bothered about the risk of eating food a complete stranger (or pair of strangers) had cooked. He wolfed his dinner down as though he hadn’t eaten for a week. Sally teased him that he was so forgetful he probably hadn’t eaten for a week! We had prepared a scale model of the ridge we walked yesterday in our amount of veggies but he managed to wolf his own piled plate and then proceeded to clear up the serving bowls of the remnants too. It was a good job I had spooned a few of everything into Callie’s bowl as a precaution because she’d have no roast dinner! We portioned out the meat and left the rest in the oven so there was no way he would eat our Monday and Tuesday sandwich filling as well, even if he had ruined the idea of bubble and squeak for Monday night. That was just luck, though, not judgement.

After the meal we sat and chatted properly in the lounge and he asked what we had done with his niece to keep her amused yesterday. We told him we’d taken us fell walking with us and he nearly choked on his coffee. He was amazed we had been able to get her anywhere that didn’t have a shop in sight! She told him where we’d been and he amazed us for a second time by telling everyone that our walk was featured in yesterday’s Times Weekend Section. Being sceptical I went to fetch it. I hadn’t looked at the papers at all from yesterday, which is something we tend to do on a languid Sunday afternoon.

Sure enough there was our bloody walk, in one of their twenty best walks for Easter. I am going to have to complain, they keep writing up my favourite walks! They will all be over-run with grockles before long, and spoiled. Daniel thought my annoyance was feigned but I had to disabuse him of that notion. It really does make me cross when hitherto little known gems of the countryside get splashed across the pages of newspapers so that every Hoorah Henry for miles around can swan along it claiming he’d known about it for ages and ages. [The ages and ages, in this case, being the time it had taken him to get round to reading the Times Weekend Section. Grrr!]

Baggage stowed in Dan’s old looking Ford we waved goodbye to our unexpected guest and her even more unexpected Uncle and went back in for a long awaited snog and some delicious hanky panky. 

There is nothing like self-imposed restraint to make the longed for item taste even sweeter!