Monday 26 February 2024

Gaia goes walking and fell bagging in the Lake District.

 As you're aware we collected GP (Gaia Pup) from the West Country on Saturday Dec 16th. The breeder had kindly held on to her for an extra four weeks so we could collect her to coincide with the Uni's month long Christmas break. I imagine she had a bit of a culture shock that day. She was the only puppy left from the litter still with her 'mum' and she'd watched her litter brothers and sisters go away from her home one by one until she was the only one left there.

We thought that the 250 mile journey home to our little Yorkshire village might be a bit traumatic for her but she slept through most of it and even obliged us both by having a wee when we stopped at the services on the M42 for that very purpose. The breeder had told us that the extra weeks with her had meant Gaia was now a 'dry puppy' ie she didn't leave any "mess" indoors! I was a little sceptical but it was true. The beautiful pup has been dry ever since we let her into our house. 

I was concerned how she and Ieva would get on as Ieva's arrival at our place in the late twenty teens must have been quite traumatic for her.  My big dog (Callie) barked at her when she entered the house and then had nothing to do with her at all for about five or six months. Eventually Ieva was tolerated but they never really played together like most dogs do.

When the new bundle of fun arrived in our back garden (we'd taken Ieva out of the car first so she'd be 'in residence')  I was already prepared for a similar reaction from Ieva but no! The big dog started playing with the puppy from the moment she arrived. They rough and tumbled in the garden, in the kitchen, in the lounge, even in the back field behind our house when we were supposed to be getting Gaia used to toileting in there!

The back field became Gaia's 'walk route' while I took Ieva on her "Big Dog walk" three times a day. Unless it's absolutely monsoon weather outside I take Big Dog for about a mile and half on each of those 3 walks, they are - first thing in the morning (Laura picks us up at Glen Howe Park to go on to the local swimming pool six mornings a week); as soon as we get back from work (a circuit through the hamlet up the hill, through Hill Top Wood and back)  and the same walk again last thing at night. I do those two walks in either direction depending on how I feel and if there seems to be more traffic on the lane when I set off...

 Gaia's first 'proper' walk, with Big Dog, in South Yorkshire took place on the sunny but cold morning which greeted us on Thursday 1st Of February.

The both came with me for the first walk of the day on what was Gaia's first Big Dog Walk.

I simply walked the same route and distance as I do all the time but I ended up walking it much slower. 

It took me about 50 minutes to walk what I normally do in 30. 

I had Gaia on a 'extender' lead which allows her to wander about 20 feet in front of me before she reaches the lead's limit. 

Most of the time she didn't do that, once she'd realised she couldn't run ahead with Ieva. The sudden stop when she reached the lead's end must have been quite a shock at first but, being a smart breed of dog (Weimaraners are known for their intelligence - and stubbornness), she soon worked out what to do.

I had to shorten the allowable lead length in Hill Top Wood as she would have wound herself round some of the trees if I hadn't.

OK, confession time, she did do that, but with the stone gate post that marks the entrance to the wood or exit if you walked up through Hill Top village into get to the wood. 

(Hill Top's merely a small collection of houses, really, probably about 10 or 12.)

She was really quite scared of the handful of cars that came up the lane once we'd left Hill Top but I made her sit until each one passed - there were seven in all that morning. By the 7th one she seemed to get the idea and wasn't as twitchy. [Almost two months into this routine she doesn't even flinch if a car goes past, she simply sits and waits and then just walks on again.)

On returning to our house that first day she didn't look any more tired than I would have expected, but she seemed to 'wolf down' her food quicker than before. At 8.15 am she'd been snoozing on her bed in the lounge for almost an hour, along with Ieva and it seemed a pity to wake them to put them in their kennel...

But because it was a normal day, at the 'chalk face', in they went.

This walking arrangement continued for the whole of the week which followed but the next Friday lunchtime (9th Feb) we threw a spanner into her quiet, three walks a day routine because we all piled into the car and whizzed up to Dad's place (in West Cumbria) for the weekend! 

We just prayed that the weather would stay dry for the whole weekend, a tricky proposition in Cumbria in February.

The plan was to take Gaia and Ieva to Crummockwater, my favourite of the lakes and just 10 miles from Dad's house, on the Saturday and then down to the Southern coast of the Solway Firth on Sunday, either at Allonby, Crosscanonby or Maryport. 

We wanted to see the puppy's reaction to the sea. It's only about 2 miles as the seagull flies from Dad's house but almost 5 miles by the winding West Cumbrian roads.

That Friday night she did the stroll up Tallentire Hill to the grit box as if she'd been doing it all her life. Owing to the fact the road is hardly ever used I bit the bullet and allowed her to run off her lead once we passed the last house. She sort of stuck like glue to Ieva and never wandered more than a few yards away from her. Illuminated dog collars are a great idea.

In the daylight stroll, the next morning, she and Ieva ventured a bit further from me as we walked up to the grit box but was still pretty close. The view across to the Lake District fells from the lane showed we'd probably have a nice day at Crummockwater (ie NO RAIN) so we planned to go after breakfast.

To get to the LDNP from Dad's you have to drive though Cockermouth (I guess you can avoid it if you wished) but I wanted to see the building which had collapsed in to the River Cocker (The Old Court House and the Honest Lawyer restaurant). They have set up a traffic light system to allow you over the Cocker Bridge, so we were able to rubber-neck like billy-o at the damage done and then right into the Market Place and then up Kirkgate to join the Lorton Road. You have to drive though Lorton to get to Crummockwater.

We set off at about 9.00am from Dad's and already at 10.10 (ish) the car park past the old Scale Hill Hotel was over half full.

Straight out from the car park there's a really steep slope that takes you through the woods (Lanthwaite Wood), past and through a rocky out crop and then through a field gate that lets you get to Brackenthwaite Hows - a very minor summit but with outstanding views of the middle Lorton Valley. Rannerdale Knotts blocks the view of Buttermere (village and lake) but over the top of it on a clear dale Great Gable and part of Great End are visible in the distance. The biggest fell in view is Grasmoor, to your immediate left.

We had two youngsters with us, Gaia and my kid sister Chloé who's 8. She's done this walk masses of times with me, Laura and the dogs and with her Mum & Dad (Chloé's Mum is my step-mum). At the field gate which marks the 'intake wall' of the fell Chloé asked of we could let Gaia off the lead. There were no sheep immediately in view - there aren't usually any on this bit of fell top anyway but as we neared Brackenthwaite Hows summit we encountered a boxer, seemingly alone. Its owner was at the highest point looking south at the view and Gaia and the boxer sniffed each other and began a tentative play.

I was really pleased by this as she'd not really met any other dogs since she'd been with us and it was interesting to see how they'd get on. Pretty well it seemed. The guy and the boxer eventually headed off in the direction we'd just come from and we trooped down the opposite slope to re-join the intake wall at a second gate. Gaia went back on the extender lead from here and for the rest of the stroll.

This took us down to the boat house on Crummockwater's edge; along the footpath that follows the line of the lake heading north; a look at the fish-ladder arrangement at the lake's outfall and then back to the car park strolling along the bankside footpath of the River Cocker. The same river we'd crossed earlier when I wanted to rubber neck at the collapsed building...

Callie, of course was off the lead for all of this walk, she chased about with Gaia at the summit and then walked ahead of us and back as if rounding us all up. She paddled in the lake by the fish ladder but Gaia was rather wary of the water.

Despite the morning's stroll, she was able to manage a mid arvo one prior to her evening meal and then a just before bedtime one at about 11pm.


Next Entry Gaia sees the sea!

Saturday 24 February 2024

City Hall Concert Season

 This is the programme for Sheffield City Hall's "International Concert Season" this "academic" year. (Oct 2023 to Jun 2024) Laura and I have been subscribers since about 2014. You buy the whole season's tickets in advance and get 33% discount. Mum also subscribes and one of the people who works at the solicitors.

Saturday 14th October 2023, 19.30pm
The Hallé Orchestra

Anja Bihlmaier conductor

Maxim Rysanov viola

 

Beethoven Leonora Overture No.3 

Bartók Viola Concerto

Unsuk Chin subito con forza 

Beethoven Symphony No.4 


Thursday 02 November 2023, 19:30 PM
Ukraine National Symphony Orchestra
Volodymyr Sirenko, conductor
Oleksii Semenenko, violin

BORIS LYATOSHYNSKY "Grazhyna", Symphonic Pictures
BRUCH Violin Concerto No.1 
R STRAUSS Don Juan
LISZT Mazeppa


Friday 17 November 2023, 19:00 PM
The Hallé
Sir Mark Elder conductor

Rimsky-Korsakov Tale of the Tsar Saltan: Suite
Ravel Mother Goose (complete ballet music)
Brahms Symphony No.4

Friday 19 January 2024, 19:00 PM
Arcangelo Ensemble
Jonathan Cohen director
Miloš Karadaglić guitar

 
Vivaldi La Notte: Allegro
Marcello Oboe Concerto: Adagio
Boccherini Fandango
J.S. Bach Chaconne
Pachelbel Canon
Vivaldi L’estro armonico No.6: mvt I: Allegro
Vivaldi Trio Sonata, RV 82: Larghetto
Vivaldi L’estro armonico No.6: mvt III: Presto
J.S. Bach Brandenburg Concerto No.3
Rameau Les Boréades: The Arts and the Hours
Couperin Les Barricades Mystérieuses
Weiss Passacaglia
Vivaldi L’estro armonico No.10: mvt I: Allegro
Vivaldi Guitar Concerto in D: Largo
Vivaldi L’estro armonico No.10: mvt III: Allegro



Friday 02 February 2024, 19:00 PM
City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra
Eduardo Strausser conductor
Jess Gillam saxophone

Rossini La Cenerentola: Overture
Villa-Lobos Fantasia for saxophone
Rimsky-Korsakov The Golden Cockerel: Suite
John Williams Catch Me If You Can: Escapades
Stravinsky The Firebird: Suite (1919)

Saturday 24 February 2024, 19:00 PM
The Hallé
Maxime Pascal conductor
Tom Borrow piano

Brahms Tragic Overture
Beethoven Piano Concerto No.3
Prokofiev Romeo and Juliet: excerpts


Thursday 14 March 2024, 19:00 PM
China Shenzhen Symphony Orchestra
Daye Lin conductor
Tamsin Waley-Cohen violin
Jiapeng Nie cello
 
Tan Dun Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: excerpts
Chausson Poème, Op.25
Mahler Symphony No.1


Tuesday 23 April 2024, 19:00 PM
The Hallé
Daniele Rustioni conductor
Stéphane Rancourt oboe

Wagner Die Meistersinger: Prelude to Act 1
R. Strauss Oboe Concerto
Liszt Les préludes
R. Strauss Der Rosenkavalier: Suite


Saturday 18 May 2024, 19:00 PM
The Hallé
Sir Mark Elder conductor
Sir Stephen Hough piano

Dvořák Scherzo capriccioso
Stephen Hough Piano Concerto (The World of Yesterday)
Butterworth A Shropshire Lad: Rhapsody for Orchestra
Elgar Variations on an Original Theme, “Enigma”


Sunday 09 June 2024, 14:30 PM***
Manchester Camerata - Children's Concert
Daniel Pioro director/violin
Sir Michael Morpurgo presenter
Josie D’Arby narrator

Pre-Concert Talk 1.30pm
Prokofiev Peter and the Wolf
Vivaldi Four Seasons with poetry readings by Sir Michael Morpurgo


Saturday 22 June 2024, 19:00 PM
Flanders Symphony Orchestra with Sheffield Philharmonic Chorus
Kristiina Poska conductor
Yena Choi soprano
Kadi Jürgens mezzo
Denzil Delaere tenor
Christian Immler bass-baritone

Mozart Don Giovanni: Overture
Beethoven Symphony No.8
Mozart Requiem 


So far they have all been excellent. Jess Gillam was outstanding!
Tonight (24. 02. 2024) we have the Hallé with their Brahms. Beethoven & Prokofiev programme, something for the Boring Old Farts who hate modern stuff, maybe?

*** This one we are taking my two youngest nieces to see/her, their big brother (now 18) declined gratefully!

2024 Catch Up

 I hope everyone reading this had a good Christmas and Happy New Year. Even though the former is all fake... 

I have decided to start doing this again, maybe I am foolish but what the heck?


We had a good time over the festive period, even at Phil & Jane's place on Boxing Day. He's my pillock of a brother, as you know, but he seemed to have decided not to wear his pillock hat for the day. Not really sure how Dad, Louisa and Chloé got on when they spent the day there on the day on New Year's Day, Dad was remarkably quiet about it all. Usually he's quite critical of his oldest son (his only son, in fact) but after this visit: nothing. I asked Louisa if everything had been OK but she also retained diplomatic silence. (I'll have to ask Chloé about their day if I get the chance when she's alone...)

Overall Dad & Co's visit was really fun apart from a day in heaving crowds of the great unwashed spent at "Meadow Hell" shopping mall. Louisa & Chloé were both desperate to go there shopping and Dad very sneakily got out of a visit by saying he'd drop us all at the tram terminus so we didn't have to drive there, through lots of traffic and then have to find a parking spot. The centre itself filled up really quickly even though we were there when the doors were unlocked! (10am)

It was the usual shopping experience for me - I don't really buy stuff from places like Meadow Hall, so I just tagged along and browsed. Lunch at the food court was good - it always is! A great Australian idea copied over here...

We called Dad as soon as we got on the tram back to Middlewood terminus and he was waiting patiently there for us looking relieved that he hadn't had to battle against the masses of manic shopping junkies. I suppose what Dad did made for seamless shopping - or in my case seamless not buying anything.

Chloé loved walking Gaia every morning (she's my new puppy, who replaced Callie who died back in April '23 aged 15). She strolled along the field behind our house with Laura while I took Ieva for her proper morning and later afternoon walks. Once again there was the question of, "Can we have one Dad?" The Dad in question keeps saying No.

The three of them drove back to Cumbria on Wednesday morning, Jan 3rd, getting home at about 1pm. Chloé was back at school on the Thursday morning. I spoke to them all the next Saturday and we've agreed to try bringing the new puppy up to Dad's at half term. I hope she will cope with the journey (160 miles) and wonder what she'll make of the Solway Firth, about five miles from Dad's house...

Are you looking forward to some snow during the coming days / weeks / year? (If not, don't scratch your head...- one of Chloé's jokes from a call with her last week.)  It is quite likely we'll get some before the winter's over (real snow, not dandruff) being quite high up the hillside here on the edge of the Peak District National Park. Dad and co can see the Lakeland fells from their village and the higher ones have had a covering of icing several times.

 Onesacre, the village further up the hill from our house, often gets a good covering too. Luckily (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective) our lane is a Bus Route so Bradfield Council clears it as soon as any angels' dandruff falls. I suppose it is a useful service, though, as the footpath also gets gritted too which means I am not trying to walk up a 1 in 4 ice rink when I walk the dog(s). The Onesacre Road (which goes left off Cockshutts Lane) is less steep and usually ice free, too, there will be some quirky meteorological reason for this, no doubt (or maybe it's topographical?) 

The little puppy (Gaia) hadn't come walking with me on any of these roads until Feb 1st. We just took her for walks beyond the back garden in the huge field behind the house.  Her recall to her name is very good - bribed with dog treats of course. 

In the last week in January we tried having her being in the back of the car when Loll picked up Ieva and me, at Glen Howe Park, and then driving on to Stocksbridge to leave the two pups in the boot of car, outside the pool while we went swimming. We only spent a half an hour in the water (instead of the usual 45 mins) but the girls seemed fine when we got back to the car. Giving them a gravy bone biscuit (or two) on our departure and return seemed to have kept them happy. There are also a handful of dog chews / toys in the boot as well.

We also did our regular Saturday morning shopping at Morrisons supermarket in turns until we thought Gaia could cope with being left that long after us going swimming, Once again she has been fine. We always have a Full English breakfast there and then do the grocery shopping. Loll and I went alternate Saturday mornings after dropping each other and the girls off at the end of our driveway. We did the last Saturday like this on Jan the 27th. Once again they seem to cope with the new routine on Saturday mornings. 
 
We seem to have avoided TV watching over the festive period. Conversations with both Mum, Dad and Phil have been very one sided with me saying, "Didn't watch it..." like a record with the needle stuck. The only things we watched 'religiously'  over the Christmas break have been Mastermind, Only Connect and University Challenge but apart from those it's been - turn the TV on for the BBC 6 o'clock news and then off after Look North (BBC regional news for Yorkshire) has finished...

We went back to dealing with the Great Unwashed on Monday 15 of Jan. That was "d-day" for Gaiapup. Muriel promised to keep an eye out and ear open for any noise from the kennel / run while we were at work. Mum offered to come over everyday but I declined telling her it would become a habit that would be hard to break, plus that'd be a gallon of petrol each time (34 mile round trip) and a couple of hours out of her day.

If Gaia had howled inside the kennel you'd probably not hear it - the double lined, insulated walls and roof of their sleeping box inside the shed (plus the fact Radio 4 is playing in there) would drown any noise Gaia might make. If she went out into the run to howl that could have been a different matter.

She didn't do that during the two week trial period, from 8am to 1pm daily, before we went back to work and Muriel said there wasn't a peep after a few moments of whimpering - probably from Gaia - after we'd left every morning.

When we do roll up home, at about 4.30 each day, the puppy goes crazy. She is beside herself with joy at our return home. There's hardly any noise, just her running round and round the lawn and jumping up at our legs. It's been about a month now and the jumping up is getting less and less but the running round and round us both still goes on. Even Ieva has started to run round in circles too...

They then get an immediate walk up to the local wood and along a farmers field where I can let them both off the lead to expend some of their pent up energy. They are much more restrained, refined and sensible when I take then for their last walk of the day - usually between 10.30 and 11.30pm.

I'll sign off here and talk about going up to Dad's for the weekend that started Chloé's February half term (9th 10th 11th of Feb) in my next post. (To give a perspective today is Sat 24th Feb and Easter is just around the corner...

Thursday 9 January 2020

Christmas, New Year and Cinderella

Crimbo 2019 and New Year.

Went up to Dad's on the Saturday after Uni went down. [Although all week prior to that the campus had, once again, resembled the Mary Celeste!]
Seriously, unseasonably mild weather for Cumbria - though there was still plenty of rain.
Dad told us there had been snow the weekend before, covering all the fell tops and, in the Lorton Valley, coming right down to the Lakeshore.
Naturally by the time we toddled along to Crummockwater there was nary a flake to be seen. Boo and indeed Hoo.
Had a meal at the Bar 'n' Bistro in Gilcrux on the Sunday before Crimbo which was delicious - as always.

On Christmas Day Dad & Louisa entertained Loll's Mum & Dad and kid brother for the meal. On Boxing Day Loll and I went to Molly and Eric's and had a second Christmas Dinner with all of Laura's immediate family, that gathering numbered 12 altogether.

In the period between Crimbo and NYE we went out on to the fells a few times dodging the spots and getting caught in a seriously sharp but very short hail storm round the 'back o' Skiddaw'.

Sadly the Keswick launch wasn't running on the day we went to Keswick but we managed a stroll round the lake that can be done without a boat ride. We walked it in our wellies rather than walking boots, which was a good job as one section was flooded.

I was quite shocked by the number of people we met who were in brand new walking gear! How sad?

We finally took a boat ride on the Monday before NYE catching the 9.45am ferry from Ardrossan to Brodick. We'd planned a five night stay on Arran, in our holiday home. Once again the weather was really mild and very wet. I was half expecting the ferry to have been disrupted by the strong winds but our outward and return journey (on Saturday morning) were quite calm.

Our burgeoning tradition of going to a New Year's Eve ceilidh was honoured and we danced our little hearts out until the bongs rang over the airwaves. The best thing about ceilidhs is that everyone dances. There are usually no wall flowers lining the walls. It helps when the band are rhythmical and the caller clear and precise.  Boy did we sweat that evening. First bonk of 2029 had to be postponed as we both came on during the day! Bad timing or what?


The clouds almost defeated us in our desire to climb Goat Fell, but we managed it on the Thursday, sitting on the leeward side of the summit for an eternity waiting for a cloud break, so we could descend without getting soaked. The horizontal rain stopped after that 30 minute eternity, which was like a late Christmas present to us from the island.

The rest of that afternoon and early evening was spent in the Wineport in Cladach with a dog who hadn't been drenched and therefore wasn't smelling the place out with eau de chienne. 

Good meal and interesting chat with two people over from Canada. A husband and wife who had emigrated to the former colony about 20 years ago, both alumna of Glasgow Uni.

We caught the very earliest ferry on Saturday morning and were back at Dad's in Tallentire by lunchtime. The idea was break the journey back to Sheffield. We were also promised a meal of bubble and squeak for tea. That tipped the balance.

Got home around mid-day on Sunday to be greeted by about handful of messages from my brother asking "where the hell were we?"  He was panicking as we'd promised to take the nieces and nephew to the Panto that night - Cinderella. He wasn't going, the prat. We called back and arranged to meet Jane and the kids inside the theatre bar, rather than have them come to ours and them messing about with convoy driving.

It was the best panto I have ever seen. I have seen a lot. Full of local references and jokes. Lots of silliness for the kids and just enough risquée material for the grown ups.

Buttons was seriously good and full of pathos. The Choreography was brilliant, Karen Clifton from Strictly was Fairy Godmother and choreographer. Her solo pieces were 'real ballet'.

The ugly sisters were really ugly and really hilarious.

The same company are doing Sleeping Beauty next year, we are definitely going to that, too...

Back to reality on Monday as we went to ABC & D solicitors for the coming two weeks to get some lieu days in for our summer in Australia. I will get eight days in hand and Laura four.

Uni is not back until the 20th. When all will go back to how it used to be...


Tuesday 17 December 2019

It's almost Saturnalia

Let Misrule Rule.

Well, this term has gone by pretty quickly. We go down on Friday although judging by the campus and Uni Quarter this morning it seems like a mass of undergrads have vanished into the ether already. We are spending the night at home on Friday then heading to Tallentire for Christmas (or Saturnalia) with Dad, Louisa and Chloé on Saturday morning (21st).

I have done two things I didn't think I would ever do this term:

Eins: Had a 2nd wedding celebration (vow renewal actually) for the UK contingent und
Zwei: I have been on Strike! 8 Days of industrial action as a member of the UCU (University and College Union).

For nummer eins we had Reinhardt over from Germany, which was a huge surprise. Sadly, we hadn't enough beds (or space) in any of our collective houses for him and Gritta (his wife) so they ended up staying in a hotel. The first I knew of this was Dad saying, "Book two more places at the meal," (when we got back from Aus) but he wouldn't say who they were for.

Imagine my surprise when we saw Reinhardt's delivery van (it's an Opel, like an Astravan) pulling down our driveway on the Thursday evening before the bun fight. It was full of wine - Dad's usual order; Phil's usual order and my usual order. The difference this time [apart from Dad and I driving down to Cochem] was that Reinhardt told me to put away my check book, the 3 dozen cases were our wedding present - that's German cases BTW.

Gran stayed with Mum as expected and we had a long, serious, private chat about the upper age limit for safe IVF - I think she would love to have grandkids from me too... She never actually said that though. [Oh Gran, I don't think I want to be a Mum....]

The meal was a lunch - at about one pm, an hour after the vow renewal which happened in a annexe to the same hall... The choice of the double use venue was appreciated by everybody.

Dad and Laura's Dad gave father of the Bride speeches having tossed a coin to see who would go first.

There was obviously no best man but Charlotte (Kaybers) did a 'best woman' speech instead. She has known me since we started school together aged 4! Fortunately she didn't reveal any of my skeletons and believe me she could have if she'd wanted...

We decamped at 3.30 pm back to Mum's house which is a fair bit bigger than mine to then reconvene at the same hall for 7.30 where the Ceilidh band had set up. All of the vow renewal guests came back as did about 40 of the friends and colleagues (and students) we'd invited for the evening bash.

Some were gobsmacked at the idea of a Ceilidh (at first) but after a few dances almost everyone ended up on the floor whirling around, stripping the willow and dosey-doeing  etc etc. They'll all remember Shona and Laura's weddingish thingy whatsit, that;s for sure (that's how most people pronounce my name, BTW).

Part of the success was down to the woman caller who was clear and precise in her instructions - and explanations before each dance began. When they had a mid-evening break and put on a CD you  could almost touch the disappointment. Even my dickheaded brother had to admit it was not only as unusual as he'd expected an event organised by me to be, he'd thoroughly enjoyed the dancing too...

I had to sit down to get over the shock.


Nummer zwei: der STREIK.

I signed up to a Union in order to have legal protection against spurious claims against me of a personal or professional nature, Someone said it was a good idea, Mum agreed having been in the NUT ever since she qualified in the early 1970's as a teacher...

I abstained in the strike ballot but we (fellow abstainers) were persuaded to go along with supporting the action as it had something like  70% support. I spoke to the Union rep and asked if it was OK to still see my Masters' candidates and Year Threes and she agreed that would be OK. I also said I would help man the Student Support office in the Students' Union for the duration of the action - which I did.

It was a bit weird as the place was sort of like a vacation campus but not quite. There were a lot of students milling about for most of the days and I got taken out for a cuppa by a few of my freshers and second years, especially once they realised I was helping out in student support...

I only actually did 6 days of the 8 as two of those were when I work at the solicitors. I am still not sure if it has actually achieved anything, to be honest, but if it makes the people who award salaries cut back the eye-wateringly inflated sums Uni Chancellors seem to be getting, that has to be a good thing...

However I feel a sort of solidarity with workers everywhere now, as I have been involved in 'Industrial Action' against my employers.

A few verses of "The Red Flag" anyone?

Friday 27 September 2019

Australian vacation - July (plus a smidgeon of June)

A selection of happenings during our stay.

27th June. Arrived 20 minutes early. Picked up by Annabelle (Bella) and whizzed first to Swanview Gardens to dump our gear and then to S&P's for a meal. Barry & Sally were there too. Drove back to SG in Dad's car Bella stayed at home, being discrete maybe?

28th June First visit to Freo Markets (on Dad's electric bikes). Went to Aqua Life for a 3 month pass. Stocked up with supplies.

1st July. Chilled until Sunday night then Rotto for the week (managed to get Fitzhardinge, Yaaay!) Usual touristy sight seeing things all week. Pretty cold though. One day it was only 14 degrees! Brrr.

5th July. S & P Anchored the yacht in Thomson Bay (nominal fee as they have an anchorage in Stark Bay). They'd brought Dhufish for the evening meal. First one of our visit... Rah rah and indeed rah!

6th July. Diving on the wreck of the City of York. Sea really, really clear. It had an archaelogical grid affair laid out over it. No idea why and Jill was no help either. (She works for DPaw so might have known.) Afterwards went diving for clams (masses) and crays (none at all) in Catherine Bay. Another meal on the yacht.

7th July. Diving again this time on the Lady Elizabeth. Water much warmer than Saturday (we were on the south of the island). Caught masses of yabbies for the evening meal. There were absolute hordes of people on the island - first weekend of the two week mid winter break so only to be expected.

8th July. Rotto Ferry backto Freo the cycled back back to Swanview Gardens. Grocery shop then off to the Concert Hall to collect our tickets for the concerts and theatre we'd booked, then down to collect our luggage from B Shed - the Rotto Ferry point.

Here are Ms J-S & Ms T's cultural activities selection:

July 21st (Sun)
Perth Concert Hall

Proms night (in the afternoon):

WALTON Crown Imperial
HANDEL arr. HARTY Water Music: selections
JOHN RUTTER For the Beauty of the Earth   
RODGERS & HAMMERSTEIN You’ll Never Walk Alone
COATES The Dambusters March
KARL JENKINS Benedictus from The Armed Man
RODGERS & HAMMERSTEIN The Sound of Music: Climb Ev’ry Mountain     
VAUGHAN WILLIAMS The Wasps Overture
VAUGHAN WILLIAMS Fantasia on a theme of Greensleeves
LOEWE My Fair Lady: Ascot Gavotte
LOEWE My Fair Lady: I Could Have Danced All Night
WOOD Fantasy on British Sea Songs
arr. SARGENT Rule, Britannia
PARRY Jerusalem
ELGAR Pomp and Circumstance No.1 ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ 
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August 2nd*  (Fri )

BEETHOVEN Piano Concerto No.4
BRUCKNER Symphony No.6

Simone Young conductor
Javier Perianes piano
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August 16th* (Fri)
Perth Concert Hall.

ELGAR Violin Concerto
BRAHMS Symphony No.2


Asher Fisch conductor
Nikolaj Szeps-Znaider violin

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August 25th* (Sun)

BEETHOVEN Fidelio: Overture
BEETHOVEN Fidelio: Abscheulicher! wo eilst du hin?
MAHLER Blumine
STRAUSS, R. Four Last Songs
WAGNER Tannhäuser: Entrance of the Guests
WAGNER Tannhäuser: Dich, teure Halle
STRAUSS, R. Salome: Dance of the Seven Veils
STRAUSS, R. Salome: Final scene

Gun-Brit Barkmin soprano
Asher Fisch conductor

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August 30th* (Fri)

MENDELSSOHN Ruy Blas: Overture
SCHUMANN Piano Concerto
STRAUSS. R. Don Juan
STRAUSS. R. Death andTransfiguration

Nikolaj Znaider conductor
Asher Fisch piano
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September 21st (Sat)

His Majesty's Theatre
Giselle
WA Ballet

7.30pm
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The August concerts were co-sponsored by Uncle Alex and Aunt Chris we were asked to be meeters and greeters at all four!

Also arranged to go and stay with Jill in Geraldton for a few days - arriving mid-arvo on the 11th.

July 9th & 10th. Into Perth shopping (Lindt shop mainly fort pressies for Jill and Alex & Chris). Went for a meal at A&C's in Baldivis. Then across to S&P's where we had so much collapsing juice we had to spend then night. Suze took us to Aquajetty for our morning swim the next morning - a great hangover cure - NOT.

11th July. Geraldton is 420Km from Dad's (OK just over). We decided to use State Route 60 as it sort of follows the coast. We were up before dawn to avoid the rush (6am) and there wasn't any! ! Bloodty lazy lot these Okkers, eh?

We stopped at Jurien Bay for a late breakfast / early lunch. I wanted to stop here because of the weather forecast. The presenter gives coastal waters predictions and one of the areas is Jurien Bay to Mandurah. (Mandurah is much nicer, btw...) Got there early so visted Jill at work in the brand spanking new DPaW building on the waterfront, to get the key. On her arrival she'd brought takeaway.

Her unit is in a terrace that, madly, runs between two roads, not along side one road as usual. It's the end one on Simpson Street - overlooking the Indian Ocean - where we were head on Friday.

12th July. Up with larks (or even before) to get the DPaw boat out to the Abrolhos Islands. 4 hours out and 4 hours back for just 2 and a bit hours on the island. It was worth it though. Tourists aren't allowed and it is a small archaepalago which makes Rottnest look huge! We were allowed on the way marked paths while Jill gathered up the crew who been here all week. They were doing a non-indigenous predator removal programme - it's an on going thing.

The reefs looked really amazing. I bet they'd make great diving. One of the guys told us they were a great location for WA Dhufish, my favourite fish meal ever. Shame we didn't have time to catch one...

Back at Simpson by 6pm to a gorgeous smell of cooking stew. I offered to make some dumplings nut had to go and buy suet and flour!

15th July. We watched the cricket world cup final at Jill's. It started at 4.30pm and went on to 2am. Jill gave up at midnight but we watched to glorious and surprising end. Rah, rah rah England! We didn't get up to see Jill go to work. The annoying thing about the final was Dad being at Lord's to watch. He had hope the Aussies would be finalists but when he bought the ticket it was months before the first ball had been bowled. Jealous Much!

16th & 17th July. Went to Kalbari and had two nights at Kalbari sea front villas. It does what it says on the tin.  On Wednesday did the whole of the Loop walk which was really enjoyable.

On both nights we had our evening meals at the Gilgai Tavern - recommended by the people at the Sea Front Villas. Seafood platter (sharing) on Tuesday and steaks on Wednesday night. The booze was a bit expensive ($8 for a glass of wine - large glass) but the food was excellent and not as expensive as the drink prices would have suggested...

It got a bit rowdy over in the bar side but the restaurant was more civilised. We went into the bar and had a couple of games of pool and then got challenged by a couple of guys who failed to pick up our lesbian vibe. 

Best of three, we won the first so they insisted on best of three, we aced that too winning 2-1. Close but fun. We got the 'you are too beautiful to be lesbians' line from the two guys. But they were quite harmless. They bought us a couple more glasses of wine as our winnings and went on to have a more raucous game with their mates...

19th July. Back at Dad's. We drove down highway 1 instead of the coast road and did the journey to E Shed car park in 3½ hours. We drove straight to Freo to have lunch with Heidi at the Monk on South Terrace opposite Freo Market. She is my former colleague at Myers Department Store in 2005/06 and 2009/10. 

We keep in touch via e-mail and occasional Skype. She's now assistant store manager at David Jones, Garden City (that's in Booragoon, between Bicton where Suze and Pete used to live and Hurlingham where Dad's flat is). DJs is one of the 'posher' stores in WA.

She'd booked a terrace table for 1.30 but we were there easily by 1pm. Parked up at just after noon at E shed and had done all our shopping - and market visiting by 1.

Had a good old catch up gossip and got an invite to her place near Bibra Lake for one night the following week. It's at Lachlan Way (maybe name after General McQuarrie) and is opposite a nice green space and stand of trees. Wed or Thurs depending on her other half... She was moved to Myers in Perth with the promise of promotion in 2015 but it fell through so she skipped back to Freo at the end of that year. In 2017 after being promised promotion but being thwarted again she got the job at DJs.

Lunch was good. I had the langoustines which were so succulent. We decided we'd better do a week's worth food shop on the way back to Dad's. We stopped at our local outlet, Meadow Vale and bought a mountain of fresh stuff and and a dozen bottles from Vintage Cellars - can't keep quaffing all of Dad's Penfolds, now, can we?


21st July. The Proms weren't quite proms.

There was a packed house for a 2pm start but we had a major, major, major disappointment - there was no walking about, promenade area at the front a la Albert Hall. Boo and indeed Hoo!

We decided not to posh frock it in the end and were glad, people had mad cossies on and they were selling hats, streamers, whistles, scarves and items on sticks for the audience. I bought a cardboard crown hat (Shades of Bon Jovi's "These Days" not a styrofoam crown though...) and Loll bought opera glasses on a stick. We also bought tinsel scarves.

The songs from shows were not cheesy at all - I was so worried they would be. The singer was a pucker opera diva, Jacqueline Dark, whose last opera gig was also in Australia.

They opened with Walton's "Crown Imperial" and closed with "P & C no 1" with obligatory audience singalong - sadly the programme had the words printed in it! Land of hope and Glory, indeed!

We took the Mends Street ferry there and back, which was fun but definitely not something we'll do in our posh frocks for Uncle Alex's 4 sponsored concerts.

Oh BTW, more about Heidi. I forgot to mention, she wanted to meet because she has lost her job at David Jones. There has been a serious slump in posh department stores in WA and about 200 staff were made redundant last week (well, given notice - 3 months). They used a last in first out policy hence Heidi got the push. She's not fussed - she's already got another to step into once her notice is served.

23rd July. Swan River wine cruise. Have done it before. Wanted to sample new wines and enjoy the meal and company. Didn't buy any as we are off to Margaret River later to stock up... The Houghton AWB as delicious as usual.

24th July. Long bike ride around the Swan heading east first but then back on the north bank to King's Park, Lunch in the cafe there - Yummy as ever. Mum Skyped to show me how hot the UK was with Callie and Teela luxuriating under her air con unit to escape the heat wave. 34 degrees she had yesterday! Phewee Muskey.

26th July. Busy old day. Freo markets and shops in the morning. Visited the Maritime Museum on the banks of the Swan and found, on one of the displays, a photograph of Jill and a write up all about the non-indigenous predator removal programme on the Abrolhos... It is weird to see a rellie in a museum exhibit - especially as they aren't dead! I called her to tell her this. She was quite amused, I think.

After a food court lunch we headed over to Alex's to sort out arrangements for our meting and greeting. I can't see why he's worried, he runs a pretty big concern himself so organising this should be a doddle. I guess it has taken him out of his comfort zone a bit. It isn't as though he's the sole sponsor of the concerts there are a whole slew of them.

Suze & Pete joined us for the meal. I had a bet with Loll that they would ask why they haven't been invited to the events. They have never been to any of the Classical Music stuff we've attended whist over here in the past- which should be a pretty convincing reason by anyone's standards, don't you think? However, we are talking family here and noses being disjointed, so who can say what would happen? Not me, as it turned out because they never mentioned it at all (their not being invited, that is...)


Laura has had an e-mail from a bod at Sheffield Uni asking her if she'd be interested in working in the field of "Statistical Physics" when she completes her PhD. It is a new field of scientific research which she thinks sounds quite interesting. She has e-mailed back arranging a meeting for early October. It's all unofficial at the moment, more of a jungle telegraph type thing, I think.

She has been bogged down (her words) with Quantum Mechanics of Simple Systems for a while, which she is not enjoying. Professor M (from Bristol U) thought she might find Ted Davies' work on QM of SS interesting but she feels it's a dead end as far as her Maths goes...

It could be a 'watch this space' situation.

29th July. Bella is back, she came over to Swanview Gardens on Sunday (28th), Uni began again today. She spent the morning being a bit of a prima donna about us having Dad's car. I mean FFS, she has claimed the kid's clunker from Jeff, so he should be the stresshead, not her. The clunker is a 12 year old Corolla Ascent, which is in great nick, TBH.

Bella can't have been too stressed out with us, she had cooked one of Suze's old favourites for our meal when we got back after a jaunt round the shops in Perth - shepherd's pie. (I will avoid old jokes about where did she find the shepherds to put in the pie...)


31st July. We have just taken our bikes on the train to Mandurah. Caught it at Canning Bridge station and about 45 mins later we were at Mandy Station. Outside the station is a modern art installation which from some angles looks like a pair of testicles and a penis sharpened to a point!

Mandurah station willy sculpture.jpg

The trip saved us 140 Km of cycling (there and back) but we did do about 45Km according to the on board computer, cycling round the town and across to Hall's Head and beyond.

I like Mandurah. It has a really attractive waterfront and feels a bit like the area of Perth where Dad's flat is... We had a meal in a café overlooking part of the Peel Inlet and watched dolphins in bay looking like they were herding fish.


August will be the next post... Don't hold your breath!

Sunday 22 September 2019

Marriage and Giselle. (Not a usual pairing..)

Sunday 22nd September.

Well, we did it. Laura and I tied the knot on Tuesday (17th).

As defined by the 2017 amendment, marriage in Australia is  'the union of 2 people to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life' that is exactly what Laura and I did on Tuesday 17th September at 11 am on Rottnest Island, Western Australia. In a ceremony that had absolutely no mention of a deity of any kind or the word children.

C W, a marriage celebrant, lives in Swanview gardens [it's the block where Dad's apartment is.]. We had a chat with her some time ago (at the beginning of July) and she agreed that she could do the ceremony actually on Rottnest Island, on Tuesday 17th. It cost us $400 plus her travel costs to and from Rotto. We had to give a month's notice of intent to marry before we could go ahead in the end we had two months notice owing to C's other commitments.

Loll and I spent ages mulling over the pros and cons of doing it out here and decided there was no way we could get Suze, Alex and crew over to the UK without huge expense and upheaval. Plus, I owe my life to Suze (as mentioned elsewhere in these ramblings) so it is a brilliant way to show her much I love her for being the best sister on the planet.

We are now wife and wife. (That still sounds a bit weird, actually).

The guests were my sister, brother-in-law and their three kids; my Uncle Alex, Aunt Chris and their two kids Plus Suze's great chums Barry & Sally. Alex gave me away and Pete gave Laura away. Heidi (my old colleague and mentor from Myers) was over in NZ for a month and couldn't make it...

Owing to the fact it was early in the day Oz time and only 7pm UK time when we'd finished the ceremony we made about six conference Skypes to family and friends in Britain (and one to Norway) to spill the beans and invite everyone to a 2nd event in November. Those without Skype we e-mailed.

They all were thrilled, some not surprised but the best bit is all of them will be able to attend. Laura and I will put up Charlotte, Jan and little Hakan plus Dad, Louisa and Chloé. Mum is having Gran, Molly, Eric and Steven. Phil will drive down and back from Leeds for the day

Laura's two sisters and their families are going to book a couple of nights at a hotel.

Sara & Dave, Mrs Briggs & partner and Catherine & Heather (from Manchester) are all coming as are the key Scampi Tails quiz team members. 

We weren't sure what to do about Amelia but since we have all slept together it seemed churlish not to invite her too. She has agreed as well...

We had booked a space at Thomson's restaurant for the post nuptial scoff so, after the mega Skyping, we had a massive amount of sea food, steaks and 'neck oil' between us. We then trooped back to Fitzhardinge for a continuation of the quaffing.

Unknown to us S&P and A&C had booked Jackson and Timperley (the next two units to ours) for the night. We boozed until midnight in their units (as we had a neighbour in Parker - the second unit in our pair - and we didn't want to cause trouble.)

We left at midnight and, of course, consummated our marriage almost before we got through the door at Fitz h.

The next morning (Wednesday) I found a text from Phil saying I was a bit selfish, wasn't I? Then a second one apologising for the first one. He's not always a twat but it lurks under the surface.

Mum also called me on Wednesday at about 2pm our time. She had a second cry down Skype at me and to tell me she loved me and Laura. And... would I mind if she married Edward? I told her if she did what I had just done I'd kill her...  

We are now officially Ms T and Ms J-S. Yaay! We spent the rest of the week on Rotto finding quiet places to have al fresco sex as a married couple. It is the start of spring out her but Rotto is still pretty quiet so it was no problem find a suitable place to spread the groundsheet and then our legs...

When got back to Dad's apartment on Friday afternoon we found the mail box so stuffed with cards, notes and letters that Mr O'Connell had taken some out and put them in a box for us...

We spent Saturday saying a fond farewell to Freo market and shops (it only opens Fri, Sat Sun) and in the evening went to see Giselle. I am never sure whether to love the story or hate it. I love the idea of the Wilis tormenting the men who foresake their women but why the F  does Giselle not damn Albrecht. It doesn't make narrative sense to me.

The Giselle dancer Chihiro Nomura was excellent, as was Albrecht - at one point he did a lift so stunning it seemed to go on for ever and defy gravity. It produced spontaneous applause (not what you usually do mid routine).

Several of Uncle Alex's co-sponsors and guests from his concert season were there and we had heaps of congratulations from them on hearing of our nuptials. In fact we had so many drinks I think we may have been seriously over the limit on our way home. Luckily Alex drove us and Bella back to Swanview Gardens because he refused to let us get the ferry back to Mendes Street in case we fell overboard. To be honest Bella was more sozzled than Loll & I.

We had to put Bella to bed, which was no mean feat as she became the typical bendy, rubbery drunk.
Eventually we got her undressed (down to her knickers) and she started crying, saying stuff like, "Why did you have to get married? I'm so upset. That means you'll never sleep with me now..."

We've just got back from Sunday lunch at Suze & Pete's and are going to chill out for the rest of the day.

Tomorrow we are going to bottom out the flat so that Bella will have a nice clean place all to herself again on Tuesday.

I can't believe the time has gone by so quickly.